Wednesday, 1 September 2010
No Special Relationship
The spokesweasel for First Secretary and Foreign Secretary William Hague has denied that there is anything untoward in the special relationship between the high-flying politician and his newly appointed and under-qualified special advisor.
"There is no truth whatsoever in the scurrilous internet rumours being bandied about.
This is a simple matter of two like-minded souls bonded together by a shared interest in sunglasses and synchronised standing on one foot.
To suggest that there is any element of Brokeback Mountain or playing the pink oboe is ludicrous."
Posted by Hacked Off at 13:03