Monday, 27 September 2010

Great Election Result For The Conservatives!

"Forrest Gump? No, He's Worse Than That!"

Ed Millipede emerges as Liebore leader thanks to election fraud by the brothers. He was not the choice of the membership or the parliamentarians. He promptly declares that NuLiebore, which won 3 elections on the trot by appearing distancing itself from the brothers, is dead.

The wonk has never had a proper job in his entire life.

He wrote the 2010 election manifesto but then rubbished it. He failed to get any sort of a deal in Copenhagen and blamed the Chinese. He set an impossible target for UK emission reductions (but carefully ensured it would cause trouble long after he'd moved on). He has the active support of that windbag Kinnochio. And he has failed to marry the mother of his children or even to be arsed to get his name on the birth certificate of their first-born.

Still, at least he's not a jaffa like his big brother.

The Penguin

12 comments:

Catosays said...

I shall refer, henceforth, to this twat as 'Mildred'.

Rightwinggit said...

Red Militant.

Dioclese said...

Well, at least he's more honest about being a militant Marxist looney than his predecessor was.

Bring on the winter of discontent mark II.

Scargill must be wetting himself with excitement!

F***W*T TW****R said...

Arthar C. Unt. Just off to kick a Bonoba in the nadgers. Or knackering a Union leader, (Fuck me, is that an oxymoron)?

Captain Haddock said...

Love it Cato ..

"Mildred" the Marxist mong ...

Dick the Prick said...

The fuck never got his name on his own kid's birth certificate!?!? WTF is that all about? That's a story perhaps.

And defo bravo to Mr Cato.

Anonymous said...


The wonk has never had a proper job in his entire life.


Continues his family's tradition, especially that of his ungrateful, appalling kike father, Primrose Hill Bolshevik/

Sucking the milk from the teat of the public purse, incapable of making or creating anything, skimming a percentage from people who earn through the sweat of their brow.

Like tapeworms, they feed and remain largely invisible, until one sticks his ugly head out.

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

He might be a jaffa - the space for the father's name on his kid's birth certificate has not been filled in.

Could have been anyone.

Captain Haddock said...

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

"He might be a jaffa - the space for the father's name on his kid's birth certificate has not been filled in.

Could have been anyone" ...


Looking a photos of the gronk in today's MSM .. you could well be right ..

Anonymous said...

"Looking a photos of the gronk"

You mean his wife?

Christ, you deserve a VC for going anywhere near that. No wonder the little fourbe didn't want to own up to it.

It is pleasing to know that the Millitards are spluffing blanks - or not spluffing at all.

Captain Haddock said...

Anonymous said ...

"Looking a photos of the gronk"

"You mean his wife?

Christ, you deserve a VC for going anywhere near that... "

Indeed Anon .. both Militwats married "Wolverines" ...

Still, looking on the bright side .. between 'em, they've saved four other, totally innocent people from being desperately unhappy ..

Anonymous said...

Captain Haddock

Don't men go for women like their mothers?

The Millimarxist mother looks like a jackal, so I suppose it makes sense.