Saturday, 28 August 2010

Murder Mystery Solved

The apparent murder mystery of the GCHQ spook working at MI6 has been solved.

Doctor Freddy Patel, fresh from his appearance before the GMC over allegations of being a completely useless twat of a pathologist, has conducted a fresh autopsy.

"Natural causes!" said Doctor Freddy, "this is quite common in fit young men, they die of natural causes and then zip themselves up in large hold-all bags and park the bag in the bath so as not to cause a mess on the carpet if they are not discovered for a week or so."

Inspector Knacker of The Yard was delighted and handed the file back to the Home Secretary marked "No Further Action Required".

Nothing to see here, please move along!

The Penguin


Catosays said...

Not forgetting the three self-inflicted stab wounds in the back!

Oldrightie said...

As the Dr. kelly mystery deepens this happens. Any link, do you think?