Thursday, 7 May 2009

Just What You Need In A Recession, A Helter Fucking Skelter In The Office?

Sheffield and South Yorkshire seems to have a strange other-dimensional aspect to it. Maybe it is something contaminating the water? Whatever it is, it needs investigating and purging, and it that is not possible, then a fucking great wall should be built to isolate it and stop it spreading.

Latest lunacy is a helter skelter in an office block, paid for by the taxpayer of course, at an eye-watering £91,500. Whoever got the spastics to cough up this amount for a few bits of metal and a tube should be given the job of selling sand to the ragheads. Or trying to convince the rest of the world that Gordon McBroon is a financial genius.

The Penguin


Gareth said...

Ah. Yorkshire Forward. The regional development agency with offices in India, China, Japan and of course Brussels.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how long it will be before some fat fucking McDonald munching pen pusher gets stuck half way down?

AngryDave said...

As it's made of metal i think it should be wired to the mains and then we should shove the asshole who thought it would be a good idea down it. Then we could fill the reception area with salt water crocs.