The worst thing of all about the Expense Scandal is that it has prompted (or some cunt has prompted her!) Esther Fucking Rantzen to run for Parliament against the stupid idiot Margaret Moran in Luton South(hampton).
God knows what next! I can see loads of fucking has beens and rent-a-gobshites lining up in fucking white suits like that useless cunt Martin (Alastair Campell made me do it!) Bell.
Just a few moments thought brings the sheer horror of it into hideous focus.
Sir Bob The Gob Geldorf
Germaine Greer
Janet Street-Porter
Piers Gough
Michael Barrymore
Is Simon Dee still alive?
The Penguin
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Christ, don't even joke about that fucker Barrymore going for it.
At least we know other MP's would not be going to any parties, aside from Mandelsnake an underpants Bryant that is!
Good thing about Bawwymore, no need for ashtrays.
Stubs his fags out in the pool!
Bob Geldof would be well suited to being an MP...'give us yer fecking money'
Tony Blackburn?
Esther Rantzen is a complete and utter HOON!
She gives mad people a bad name.
How about Jerry McCann, David Icke, Annie Lennox and Paul Daniels?
Nothing wrong with Esther RP, she's a great ambassador for the over 60s woman who is generally ignored by the public.
Go for it Esther, show the younger lot you can win!
I hope she succeeds. Esther's success will scare the pants off Labour when they think the damage Joanna Lumley could do if she decided to stand for something or other.
Now its starting to get good!
You forgot Bonio
Di's Butler, Whatshisname.
"Rose" from 'Upstairs, Downstairs', and "Hudson", too.
Actually, any cunt other than the bunch of troughing hoons we have now.
Is Simon Dee still alive?
Christ I hope not
I'll give you another one. What about ANGELA (c'mon there's lots more things to find) FUCKING RIPPON!
At least you know where you are with a thieving cunt but not with one with a poker stuck up her fucking wrinkly old arsehole!
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