I thought it was quite appropriate, personally.
The Penguin
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
The Brownwash Goes Public
Best Avoid Woodland. And Mountains!Surely some dreadful mistake has been made? Has Sir John Chilcot suddenly re-discovered that he has a spine after all?
Sir John, who was part of the earlier Butler Whitewash has decided that Tony and Gordon must do their lying in public.
Shouldn't be a problem, they are very well used to it.
The Penguin
You Just Can't Believe Anything Gordon Says
Last week Jonah declared that in future MP's expenses would be made public with the maximum transparency.
Surprise, surprise! It seems that this will not extend to the addresses of their "second homes" - which would mean that abuses over phantom mortgages, council tax, "flipping" and capital gains tax remain hidden.
Mind you, this is the fuckwit who has handed over financial regulation of Britain's banks to the EUSSR while claiming to have kept control himself.
The Penguin
Police Take Action On Pikeys - It's Party Time!
Taking a rather different approach to bashing demonstrators in the City of London or ganging up to man-handle women who dare to ask for badge numbers, Inspector Knacker is at last taking action over the problem of illegal gipsy encampments.
He's blowing thousands of pounds in throwing a fucking party for them.
The Penguin
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
Shahid Malik - More "Inadvertent" Overclaims!
"I'm a million percent bent!"Surprise surprise, our shifty little greaser Shahid "mini-Vaz" Malik has claimed an extra thousand quid or so over and above his actual council tax.
Of course, this is just an "honest mistake" and completely inadvertent. After all, his solicitor says so, and he should fucking know shouldn't he, because he's fucking paid to say so.
But never mind, Jonah needs his token black face or two in the Government Of All The Crooks, and then being a fucking Muslim is handy as well. Ticks two boxes for the price of one.
The Penguin
So Much For The Religion Of Peace
It seems that the corrupt bastards controlling Iran in the hypocritical name of their "religion" have no concept whatsoever of mervy, forgiveness, or charity.
They have their minions shoot dead an innocent bystander, and then try to ban prayers for her.
I think that places Islam beyond the pale.
The Penguin
Monday, 22 June 2009
Black Is White, Blue Is Red, And Brown Is Shit
What is the one-eyed cunt on, some sort of happy juice? The banana waving wanker at the Foreign Office admits that they failed, but Jonah is insisting that there was no failure.
So how come the hostages turn up dead then, Gordon? Is that some sort of success?
Still, for the twat who insisted the 10p Tax Fiasco would hurt no-one, and who abolished Boom and Bust, it may well be the reality in his parallel universe.
I just wish he'd fucking stop intruding into ours.
The Penguin
Just Resign, You Embarrassing Waste Of Skin!
David Millipede, our completely useless Foreign Secretary should just fall on his fucking banana.
He's doing one thing I thought was impossible though!
He's making Margaret Beckett look good as Foreign Secretary.
The Penguin
I Couldn't Say It Any Better Myself
Despite my modesty. So here's Peter Oborne explaining why Slippey Weasel Jack Straw is not to be trusted or believed.
"People occasionally ask me why I regard Jack Straw as a third-rate politician who has done grave harm to British public life over a long period. The perfect answer comes in his attitude towards the Human Rights Act.
As Home Secretary, ten years ago, it was Straw who pioneered the Bill into law. Yet some months ago he gave an interview to the Mail in which he repeatedly criticised the Act. He labelled it a 'villains' charter', laid into what he called 'ambulance-chasing lawyers', promised to wage war against the compensation culture that it had spawned and attacked judges for being 'too nervous' about deporting terrorist suspects.
He concluded that the Act had been such a travesty that he planned to rebalance it with a 'declaration of responsibilities'.
Last Saturday, however, Straw attended a conference arranged by Liberty, which campaigns (very honourably) for civil rights and is one of the fiercest supporters of the Human Rights Act. Yes, Straw changed his tune again. He told this fashionable, metropolitan audience that the act was 'one of my proudest achievements'.
Such pathetic U-turns go right to the heart of the crisis of trust in British politics. Voters would respect politicians more if they held genuine convictions rather than revealing an oleaginous desire to ingratiate themselves with whatever audience they happen to be talking to at the time."
The Penguin
Postman Prat Needs To Get A Grip
Never mind fiddling with ASBO statistics, the new Home Secretary "Postman Prat" needs to get a fucking grip on the completely out of control Police Farce.
Hot on the heels of the G20 furore and the death of Ian Tomlinson, video footage is leaked to the Grauniad of the shockingly brutal and unjustifiable arrest of peaceful protesters who dared to ask officers from the West Yorkshire plod for their badge numbers.
I can't find a way of grabbing the embed code, but go and have a look at the Grauniad site. Not pretty. Then the cunts wonder why they have lost the respect and support of the public.
The Penguin
Hoon Of The Day
"Doctor" John Reid, who sent our troops to Afghanistan without suffiecient numbers or enough of the right equipment to have any chance of doing the mission they were asked to do. The cunt who said he thought they wouldn't have to fire a rifle.
Ignorant Cunt.
The Penguin
More Trouble For The Poisonous Dwarf
Isn't it a shame that some of the teams involved in Formula One have decided that enough is enough? Enough of the Poisonous Dwarf and Spanking Max and their financial and political chicanery.
Even if the rebels are brought back into the fold, surely there has to be a regime change?
The nonsense of trying to move the British GP from Silverstone just because Bernie The Bribe doesn't get on with Jackie Stewart demonstrates just how barking mad the circus has become.
The Penguin
Sunday, 21 June 2009
Brown's Brownie Exposed.
Fraser Nelson provides us with a nice simple set of figures which prove Jonah is lying his ugly head off when he claims that there are no spending cuts in his sock-puppet Darling's "Budget".
He must really think we are all too fucking stupid to bother to check up on him, or too fucking daft not to take note of respected bodies like the IFS rather than just swallow more old cock from discredited proven fucking liars.
The Penguin
Prove You Believe It, Jobsworth!
Bob "The Knob" Ainsworth, the over-promoted trade union organiser now laughably our Secretary Of State for Defence keeps insisting against the evidence that the RAF Nimrod aircraft is safe to fly.
Well, Jobsworth, let's see you put your fat saggy arse where your words are. Go and fly around Afghanistan in one, including an in flight refuelling.
Then we might fucking well believe you. Oh, and then go out with the troops in a fucking Snatch Landrover.
The Penguin
Another Triumph For Woolas!
"Never Mind, My Pension's Fucking Brilliant!"You have to hand it to Phil Custard Pie Woolas, he does know how to preside over a monumental fuck-up.
Hot on the heels of his marvellous handling of Gurkhagate, for which he won universal derision while Joanna Lumley pulled his strings, comes news of the money being lavished on failed asylum seekers who the numpty has failed to deport because his crappy minions are having rings run round them by m'learned friends, presumably on legal aid, the cunts.
The costs have risen from £4 MILLION to £73 MILLION a year under his inspired leadership.
Surely he is a strong candidate for Prime Mentalist when Jonah is sectioned?
The Penguin
Is There Nothing The Gorgon Won't Pollute?
"Don't Be Scared, Little Child, I'm The Son Of The Manse!"Pass the Sick Bags, and some wet wipes, preferably slightly scented.
Jonah is to "feature" on a special Songs Of Praise, which will have all his favourite hymns and psalms. You can expect themes of Prudence, Courage, No More Boom And Bust, Lifting Children Out Of Poverty, and British Jobs For British Workers.
What a fucking cunt he is.
The Penguin
Friday, 19 June 2009
Probably The Worst Job In The World?
Just imagine.
Called out to unblock Jonah's "choked" toilet.
And they only charged him £75.00 plus VAT.
The Penguin
British Sack For British Workers
Another triumph for Jonah as 900 are sacked and the strikes spread.
Meanwhile the cunt is in Brussels giving away more powers to the EUSSR.
I hope his plane goes the way of Glen Miller's, who must have rather regretted criticising Vera Lynn's singing when he realised she'd cut through his fuel lines with her nail file...
The Penguin
Jonah's Farmy Farm Animals On Expenses?
The Telegraph's publication of the complete claims is proving very interesting.
Seems Jonah's making out that his farmy farm animals are window blinds.
I think I'll have a poke around on John Lewis's site...
The Penguin
UPDATE - Possibly window blinds. He's still a cunt though.
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