tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82465725454366493072024-03-05T22:28:07.893+00:00The Ranting PenguinLetting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1900125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-61940289320053615852012-10-26T09:27:00.002+01:002012-10-26T09:27:18.823+01:00Same Old Same Old - Even If You Claim To Be "Communist!"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>"Buy My Book Quick, Or I'll Fuck All Your Children!"</b></div>
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Well, what a surprise! The cunts at the top of the tree get extremely rich.<br />
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<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/26/wen-jiabao-wealth-new-york-times"><b>Who'd have thought it?</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2871tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-91587325561722465622012-10-24T20:36:00.002+01:002012-10-24T20:36:40.738+01:00Bang Him Up, Throw Away The Key!<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9630736/Hillsborough-Sir-Norman-Bettison-resigns-as-victims-call-for-pension-freeze.html"><b>So the slimy arsewipe has resigned so he can duck out of any disciplinary whitewash and keep his fucking £83,000 a year pension.</b></a><br />
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If the government have not got the balls, then the so-called free press, pushed and shoved by the families of the Hillsborough victims, should force a prosecution and have the fucking toe-rag banged up for at least 20 years. And not in some fucking open prison, but a proper fucking punishment regime - maybe the Septics would take the cunt in lieu of Gary McKinnon?<br />
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There's a fucking dreadful stench at the top of the senior police officers club....why hasn't anyone in the Home Office noticed, or are they too busy with their noses up Teresa May's fat arse?<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-40854432379306875602012-10-24T14:54:00.003+01:002012-10-24T14:54:42.499+01:00Plenty Of Blame, Spread It Around!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Ah, the McSavile Tartan - I bet sales have plummeted...</b></div>
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Good to see some self-righteous knob of an MP calling for that cunt Chris Patten to have to resign his cushy placement as Chairman of the BBC Trust (there's a fucking name!) for trying to defend the indefensible. Mind you, they should have burnt him as part of the Firework Display when handing Hong Kong back...<br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9629915/Lord-Patten-and-George-Entwistle-may-have-to-fall-on-their-swords-MP.html"><b><br /></b></a>
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9629915/Lord-Patten-and-George-Entwistle-may-have-to-fall-on-their-swords-MP.html"><b>But don't let's stop there!!!</b></a> Who served as Governors of the BBC while King Jimmy was busy kiddie fiddling on the payroll?<br />
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Dig them all up and crucify them!!<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-29066723019858820492012-10-21T23:27:00.001+01:002012-10-21T23:27:04.516+01:00Poor Old George - Jimmy Savile's Fucked Him Too!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Right up the Entwhistle, no lube!! </b><br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9624583/Jimmy-Savile-BBC-scrapped-investigation-after-Newsnight-came-under-pressure-from-senior-managers.html"><b>They do say it is always the cover up that gets them.</b></a><br />
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I have to say it is quite wonderful watching the vastly over-paid and over-rated upper echelons of the leftist propaganda bastion being fucked over by a corpse.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-35054679054898261762012-10-20T18:51:00.001+01:002012-10-20T18:51:16.747+01:00Can't See Chris Huhne Following This Example - Pity!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Seems that the upper echelons of the Plod are ever-so-slightly more accountable than the upper echelons of the Political Elite.<br />
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Otherwise Chris Huhne would have been suspended pending his conviction for perverting the course of justice.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9622087/Body-of-suspended-assistant-chief-constable-found-on-railway-track-after-suicide.html"><b>At the very least.</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-15514612927401546432012-10-05T14:33:00.001+01:002012-10-05T14:33:10.101+01:00Double Standards? <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Funny, innit - they sack some <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9589819/Shameful-chief-constable-will-keep-his-pension.html"><b>Chief Cuntstable</b></a> with no golden handshake but a full pension for trying to find a job for a friend, but it's not even a disciplinary matter for shooting innocent electricians on the underground.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-59878861389153700222012-10-03T13:39:00.002+01:002012-10-03T13:40:22.948+01:00BBC U-Turn Under Pressure<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The fat cats at the top of the Biased Broadcasting Corporation have crumbled under the concerted pressure from self-righteous elements of the media and even more self-righteous elements of the great and good, who in the main are desperate to try and create some clear blue water between themselves and the putrid corpse of Jimmy So-vile.<br />
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Ignoring Jimmy's despicable crime of inventing the Discoteque and therefore creating the role of Disc Jockey, they are going to co-operate with Inspector Knacker in looking at the allegations of sexual misconduct with legions of little girls that have surfaced despite their very best efforts to suppress them.<br />
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Of course, now the creepy Mr So-vile is dead and buried, his influence has diminished, and fewer people are directly getting well paid for propping up his media image and showbiz career.<br />
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Instead, the voices of the victims are being heard more clearly, and the smell of cover-up and corruption is becoming impossible to ignore.<br />
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With any luck, heads will roll and reputations will be destroyed. Lots of them, because many were complicit in this saga.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-10713461601139423292012-09-25T15:21:00.003+01:002012-09-25T15:21:57.110+01:00Great Big Troughs In Scotlandshire<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Fuck me but they know how to live high on the fucking hog when the taxpayer is footing the bill up in bonny Scotlandshire.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/9563343/Alex-Salmond-spends-370000-on-entertaining.html"><b>No wonder that Alex Salmond has thirty-two chines on his two faces!</b></a><br />
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Personally I find if difficult to understand how they can stomach all that Haggis and Neeps, or how the caterers dare charge so much money for such rubbish, but maybe the single malt is expensive....<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-71912003125008808422012-09-22T15:06:00.003+01:002012-09-22T15:06:36.114+01:00Andrew Mitchell - The Full Apology<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Andrew Mitchell has published the full transcript of his apology, as made to the Prime Minister.<br />
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"Look, Dave, I'm really really sorry that this has caused such a stink. I can't believe the fucking cheek of that cuntstable, first in not opening the fucking gate immediately and saluting me as I cycled past the little pleb, and then having the fucking nerve to make a complaint because I gave him a richly deserved bollocking.<br />
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I may have lost the Department for Pissing Taxpayers Money Away To Corrupt Cunts and Hangers-On in your fucking shit re-shuffle, but I'm still a very important person, and these fucking plebs should know their place!"<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-89490859806060499472012-09-15T11:06:00.004+01:002012-09-15T11:06:57.597+01:00Sack The Bastard And Strip Him Of Pension And Knighthood<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/14/sir-norman-bettison-hillsborough-comments"><b>Good to see "Sir" Norman twisting and turning like a twisty turny thing.....</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-67776552464821816732012-09-05T16:04:00.000+01:002012-09-05T16:04:01.267+01:00Just What The Fuck Is Wrong With Plod?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>"What's that, Madam? A lost dog? Right, you're fucking nicked!"</b></div>
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Despite all the previous, and all the noises from ministers and politicians, Inspector Fuckwit and his myrmidons <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9522971/Masked-out-on-licence-and-hunting-for-70000-the-burglar-shot-in-farm-couples-bedroom.html"><b>continue to arrest householders</b></a> who have simply defended their persons and their property from assault and robbery by criminals.<br />
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Even if they are then released on bail and the cretins at the CPS manage not to prosecute them and waste even more money and time, this is a serious inconvenience and leaves a paper-trail which may cause these victims trouble in future as well as hassle and heartache at the time.<br />
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Is it asking too fucking much that the imbeciles in senior positions in Her Majesty's Cuntstabulary tell their subordinates in words simple enough for even them to understand, stop arresting people for defending themselves? We appreciate that the implied contract between public and police has broken down because they are patently incapable of doing what they are paid to do - defend the public and the public's property from criminals - so stop hassling the public when they have to step up and do the fucking police's job.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-69958018077430276242012-08-30T11:43:00.001+01:002012-08-31T09:50:22.737+01:00An Afghan Solution<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Following the latest atrocities in Afghanistan, The Penguin would like to share his solution with the imbeciles who claim to be in charge of "Western Policy".<br />
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1. Get the fuck out.<br />
2. Glass it over, saving a fortune on decommissioning all those excess nuclear weapons.<br />
3. Tell the raving loonies in places like Yemen, Pakistan, and Saudi that you still have plenty<br />
of missiles and warheads left, and that the oil can be extracted quite easily once they're incinerated and gone to their strict heaven complete with all those virgins.<br />
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Sorted.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-40484105670576417012012-08-23T17:53:00.002+01:002012-08-23T17:53:40.801+01:00A Business Genius?<div class="firstPar">
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Nur Nadir, who at 28 is just 43 years younger than her convict husband, said her husband was a "business genius" and his wealth was a "direct
result of his and his family's working morals and ethics".<br />
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"Face it," she said, "He got away with loads of dosh, the charges were just the tip of the iceberg. Then he has a nice break in the sunshine for 17 years until he's in poor health, and now he's going to enjoy the best of the NHS for a five year holiday all expenses paid. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financial-crime/9494640/Asil-Nadir-Wife-maintains-he-is-a-business-genius.html"><b>Fucking genius!!" </b></a><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-77088884840836749492012-08-22T16:39:00.003+01:002012-08-22T16:39:44.694+01:00What A Surprise, No One To Blame!<br />
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<b>"What Do You Mean, I Look Like Lonely From Callan?"</b></div>
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Scotland Yard Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe said: "We are carrying out an internal review, but given the fact that we are not only <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9492592/No-sole-police-officer-to-blame-for-delay-in-finding-Tia-Sharp.html">incapable of finding a dead body in a bin-bag three times out of four</a>, and that we have trouble finding our back-side with both hands, we are unlikely to find anyone prepared to take the blame for this latest fuck-up.<br />
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However, it's not all bad this week - we have just managed to get Freddy Patel blamed for the Tomlinson manslaughter, diverting attention from our very own serial-thug PC Harwood, who has now been cleared in the courts and will soon be free to resume acts of extreme and unprovoked violence against the general public.<br />
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I might just keep my job since Boris doesn't want to risk more questions about losing senior managers on his watch, but my knighthood is looking a tad unlikely in the short-term."<br />
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The Penguin<br />
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The world according to Congressman Todd Akin of Dimwit, Missouri, must be a wonderfully strange place.<br />
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<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/20/todd-akin-defiant-leaders-withdraw-support?newsfeed=true"><b>Some of his views include:</b></a><br />
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You can't get pregnant if you are raped properly.<br />
You might get pregnant if you are not properly raped.<br />
You won't get raped if you are properly pregnant.<br />
You will get properly shafted if you vote for a pregnant Democrat.<br />
You will go straight to hell, pregnant or not, if you vote for a black Democrat.<br />
Iran is one of the axes of evil.<br />
George W. Bush never got pregnant from raping America.<br />
You can rape some of the people all of the time and they will still vote for you.<br />
My tax returns are none of your Goddam business.<br />
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Meanwhile "Gorgeous" George Galloway has declared that Congressman Akin merely forgot the correct etiquette, and he'll do much better next time he makes an extra insertion without asking.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-91753937339349530462012-08-11T18:57:00.000+01:002012-08-12T16:02:33.171+01:00We're Very Sorry This Has Fucked My Career<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Commander Neil Snafu of Scotland Yard has apologised for the failure of his officers to discover the dead body of 12-year old Tia Sharp in the house her 46 year-old grandmother Christine Sharp shared with a 37 year old criminal who had previously been shacked up with the child's mother, 30 year old Natalie Sharp, for more than a week after the girl was declared officially missing.<br />
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"We just could not take it seriously at first, " Commander Snafu confessed. "We thought it was something made up off of Jeremy Kyle, or out of the Daily Shite. I mean, look at the so-called family! We were gob-smacked that the missing girl wasn't pregnant herself, and were expecting her to pop up on Big Brother or My Big Fat Family With No Weddings or something. Eventually one of the neighbours started banging on about a nasty smell, and we found a body. I really want to apologise to my family, because this has totally fucked my career and the chances are they will be putting up with seeing a lot more of me while I'm on gardening leave waiting to retire early on the sick. Luckily I'll keep the pension!"<br />
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The Penguin<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-86299803263866698062012-08-09T18:44:00.001+01:002012-08-09T18:44:26.820+01:00Cut Their Right Hands Off For A Second Offence!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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When even the cossetted hand-wringers of the judiciary are declaring in open court that they would like to lock criminals up for longer but are prevented from doing so, you know the pendulum needs to swing in the other direction.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9464025/Judge-attacks-awful-soft-justice-as-drivers-who-left-woman-25-crippled-are-jailed-for-18-months.html"><b>Sadly it will be too late to save this young lady from having her life blighted by these worthless cunts.</b></a><br />
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There's a very simple and effective solution that would also allow that hush-puppied old fraud Ken Clarke to keep reducing the prison population.<br />
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<b>Cut their right hands off for any second offence. </b>Even the fucking muzzies couldn't argue with that...<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-17945035358485062662012-08-08T10:57:00.003+01:002012-08-08T10:57:57.235+01:00Red-Handed Adair<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b> £188,000 a year to look the other way?</b></div>
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Oh dear, it seems that the wanker who has managed to escape all responsibility and blame for the financial meltdown and keep getting paid telephone numbers as some sort of "expert" in charge of regulating financial services and banking has traces of dog-shit on his feet of clay.<br />
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One has to wonder if his elevation to the peerage will ensure that the stench blows away before it taints his elegant nostrils...<br />
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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2185193/Financial-watchdog-chief-ethics-role-160bn-terror-scandal-bank.html"><b>Personally I wonder at his continued survival.</b></a> What fucking skeletons in whose fucking closet does he know about?<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-54733414525466142982012-08-01T09:51:00.002+01:002012-08-01T09:51:36.518+01:00Stuffed To The Gunwhales?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Lord Cunt is delusional.<br />
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<span style="font-size: 1.2em;">The 2012 supremo, Lord Coe, has insisted
that the ticketing scandal will be resolved as the Games progress and
said the venues have been ‘stuffed to the gunwales’.</span><br />
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The Penguin</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-78869072455248863292012-07-21T18:07:00.000+01:002012-07-21T18:07:02.522+01:00Sew Their Twats Up!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Feckless breeding is obviously a major cause of trouble - especially with a social system that rewards this behaviour with free housing and all the fags and booze necessary to exacerbate the problems.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9416535/Problem-families-have-too-many-children.html">Even the "Problem Family Tsar" has noticed.</a><br />
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The answer is simple - chop the bollocks off the irresponsible fathers, and sew the twats up to stop the women proliferating with yet more drunken absentee sperm donors.<br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-34781719533569080262012-07-20T11:00:00.001+01:002012-07-20T11:00:28.345+01:00Fuck You And Your Corporate Games!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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That smug cunt "Lord" Coe has admitted that if you have been stupid enough, rich enough, and lucky enough to actually acquire tickets to go and see fuck all at a distance at the Olympic Games, you wouldn't be allowed in if you were wearing a Pepsi-Cola T-shirt - because it would upset Coca-Cola, who have handed over vast sums to have sole rights to supply their disgusting and unhealthy burp-inducing sweetly-sickly fizzy drink.<br />
<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1715237413"><b><br /></b></a><br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9414178/London-2012-Olympics-You-can-wear-Nike-trainers-but-leave-the-Pepsi-T-shirt-at-home-says-Lord-Coe.html"><b>Rather a long way from the "Olympic Ideal", innit?</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-62997813775636933512012-07-14T19:21:00.000+01:002012-07-14T19:21:18.016+01:00"Very Nice Of The Soldiers To Help Us Out..."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Nick Buckles, CEO of the farcical G4S has apologised for the complete fuck-up over his company's farcical failure to hire enough security staff to cover their contractual obligations over searching every mug's handbag to see if they have enough money left ( after being ripped off for tickets and hotels) for a Muck-burger at the Olympics.<br />
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"We were awarded the contract 5 years ago, " he said, "I distinctly remember celebrating with some bottles of Krug, and of course it was taken into account when we awarded ourselves some hefty bonuses. Then I delegated it all to some junior intern, and we only found out the other week that he'd left to get a proper job with a salary.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9399841/Olympics-I-dont-know-if-guards-speak-English-says-G4S-chief.html"><b>Lucky there's plenty of soldiers doing fuck all who can be drafted in!"</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-47430995776961323662012-07-04T11:31:00.003+01:002012-07-04T11:32:35.183+01:00Better Than Jesus!<br />
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<b>"Look Out, Bob, He's Behind You!"</b></div>
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Gosh, haven't things improved?<br />
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Now you don't need to wait three days to resurrect yourself after being publicly crucified - provided you're very well connected and have some other cunt to take the rap.<br />
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However, I suspect that American Bob is unlikely to take kindly to having been made the fall guy, despite richly (!) deserving a thorough slapping. And he knows where the bodies are buried in all this financial shit.<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9374289/The-Bank-of-England-told-us-to-do-it-claims-Barclays.html"><b>It's going to be fun.</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-27490610691646860312012-07-02T14:30:00.002+01:002012-07-02T14:30:52.391+01:00Pass The Fucking Onion!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b> Jump? Not Without A Golden Parachute, Old Boy!!</b></div>
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9369286/Barclays-Chairman-Marcus-Agius-resigns-over-rate-rigging.html"><b>Here's the brief statement (prior to the PR nonces rewriting it).</b></a><br />
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"It is with deep regret that I have decided to trouser the substantial pay-off and enhanced pension rights and resign a few days earlier than originally planned.<br />
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Although that American cunt Bob Diamond has right royally fucked up the entire Bank, he is the right man for the job because he is signing my cheque as I walk off into a very comfortable retirement with a few plum non-executive directorships to help with the expenses.<br />
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Is that enough contrition?<br />
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Marcus."<br />
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The Penguin <br />
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246572545436649307.post-83892491203961696912012-07-01T18:39:00.003+01:002012-07-01T18:39:43.955+01:00The Sage Of Twickenham<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>"I predicted 17 of the last 2 recessions, you know!"</b></div>
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You just know that things can only go one way when the Sage of Twickenham weighs in with his great wisdom. Precisely the opposite to what the hypocritical old wanker says. <br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9368394/Vince-Cable-referendum-on-EU-is-horribly-irrelevant.html"><b>So we can look forward to a referendum pretty soon.</b></a><br />
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The PenguinUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1