Friday 18 March 2011

No Wonder Teflon Tony's Away A Lot!



Well, wouldn't you prefer to be far, far away, as often as possible?

The Penguin

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha-ha! As my mum would say," Thon's got a face like a well scalped arse".

microdave said...

Aparrently he makes up for it when he does return....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367343/Tony-Blair-excites-possible-ways-boasts-Cherie.html

John said...

What a malicious post.

Teflon Tony has fucked off because all shit's breaking out in the middle east and because (as usual) he wants to be as far away from the media in this time of trouble.

Nothing like a few awkward questions about Arms sales and Libyan terrorist releases is there Tony?

You absolute fucker.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

You can tell she wears Estee Lauder. Nice.

Captain Haddock said...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

"You can tell she wears Estee Lauder. Nice" ...

With her looks, she ought to be wearing bloody Harry Lauder .. ;)

Hugh G Rection said...

That's the sort of face I could kick all day with my size 11's

St Paul said...

I wouldn't.

Captain Haddock said...

St Paul said ...

"I wouldn't" ...

Me neither mate .. not even with the brass-shod end of my old Pace Stick ...

Lexander said...

Mmmm tis the face of a thousand or so fucks - bit like mine!

Barking Spider said...

The face that sank a thousand ships!

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Let's face it Penguin - I wouldn't touch it with yours but in mitigation to the greedy, grasping minger - having to shag Blair and listening to his vacuous self serving bullshit must evoke a smidgeon of sympathy for his beard.

Actually no - fuck them both - we should just ship them to the casino and prostitute addicted environment of Las Vegas - it fits in with both their personalities perfectly.

St Paul said...

I think it got shagged for advantage, under "droit de seigneur", by Head of Chambers, Derry Irvine, while:
1) Derry was also shagging Donald Dewar's wife.
2) Anthony Lynton Blair was playing the fairy Miranda in the pageant.
According to scandal-mongers.

Captain Haddock said...

St Paul said ...

" .... Anthony Lynton Blair was playing the fairy Miranda in the pageant ...
According to scandal-mongers" ..

I'd heard that when asked he gave his "stage" name as being "Charles Lynton" ..

Allegedly, probably by those very same nasty scandal-mongers ..