Thursday, 31 March 2011

The K-K-K-K-K-k-k-k-k-k-king's Sp-Sp-Speech Effect To B-B-B-B-Blame

Ed "Talking" Balls has at last explained how he is absolutely totally not to blame for any of the complete fuck-ups committed while he was "helping" McDoom at the Treasury.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Ch-Ch-Ch-Chancellor, we're b-b-b-b-b-b" "Brilliant!"


It seems that Jonah was too impatient to let poor Blinky actually finish a complete sentence, and would effectively put his own words into his adviser's mouth.

It went like this.

Ed: "Sell the Gold? That's a f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ffff-f
Jonah "Fantastic Idea! Right, we'll do it!!"

Ed: "Ramp up spending to record levels? That would be really st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st
McDoom: "Stupendous! Let's get cracking!"

I think you can get the drift...

The Penguin

11 comments:

Max Farquar said...

Brilliant!
Made oi l-l-l-l-arf ... that did ;-)

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Look Pengy, will you stop being so deprecating about our Gordy. You know he is missed by about everybody, including his wife.

And you know how much we all want Eddie boy to be Prime Minister in a few years time...

Captain Ranty said...

Balls is a gormless c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c

Nope. Can't do it. You finish it off.

CR.

YorkshireLad said...

Everybody's fault but his! Bastard

Captain Haddock said...

I think the word you're looking for CR is c-c-c-retins ..

But I say ..

What a pair of moronic f-f-f-f-f-f-uckwits ..

Captain Ranty said...

Cap'n H,

No sir.

My word ended in unt.

CR.

St Paul said...

The froggy Rene Descartes philosophised that thinking was proof of existence.
With Balls his continuous stream of verbiage is a sure proof of his presence.
Balls seems to become invisible when he closes his mouth.
When he needs a motto for his coat of arms he can use Effutio ergo sum.

GoodRiddanceMcDoom said...

Please. Pretty please. Will you stop putting up pictures of that fucking odious crepp, McSnotty. We are rid of the turd. Must we be reminded constantly?

Anonymous said...

To quote a shop steward (Sam Kydd)
from the film I'm all right Jack...
You c-c-c-clot.

Anonymous said...

"GoodRiddanceMcDoom said...

Please. Pretty please. Will you stop putting up pictures of that fucking odious crepp, McSnotty. We are rid of the turd. Must we be reminded constantly?"

Lest we forget ....

Salv said...

I would personally string up these fucking useless lefties. They have bankrupted our nation and what really grates on me is that they are still employed and smiling at me through my TV. Fuck them, fuck them all. Jesus I am now in a cunt of a bad mood and its all thanks to Mr Pingu! Have a good weekend mate and keep up the great work.