Tuesday, 1 March 2011

A Good Friend Of The Family

"That Muammar, he's such a laugh! A real practical joker! I once saw him shoot a bloke stone dead just for not getting out of his way quick enough. He has a really good relationship with his people, I'm convinced they would all die for him, one way or another.

And he has such a wonderful and close-knit family, all so supportive and loyal. That Saif, the one who spends a lot of time and money in London, he's a really nice lad. He even bought his PhD in London, you can't say fairer than that, a real friend to the UK!"

The Penguin


Captain Haddock said...

And of all the people in the world, you'd know best Tone .. with the possible exception of Lord Mandelscum, of course ..

As the pair of you love Libya & Libyan leaders so much .. why don't you both fuck off to Tripoli and live there .. permanently ?

I'm sure old "Slot-gob" would still be able to find a way of feeding her "freebie" habit ..

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Our Tone has remained remarkably silent over the past few weeks. Where is he?

And while we're about it...where is Gordon's book? You know, the one he is meant to be writing, while still living off taxpayers money. Have I blinked and missed it?

Michael Fowke said...

Apparently, the London School of Economics really loves Gaddafi as well.

Dioclese said...

Gordon's book? Well, I tired blinking, but unfortunately didn't miss it. I published a review of the Snot Gobblers Guide to the Galaxy at http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2010/12/snot-gobblers-guide-to-galaxy.html

banned said...

When Tripoli burns I look forward to an exposé of how come Blair got so rich so quickly and how much of Mandelsons Mystery Millions originated in Libya.