Saturday, 26 December 2009

Let's Start By Saving A Pain-Free Six Million!

"Everyone likes me, really!"

Here's a wonderful instant and easy saving to make, which will benefit the public purse by a cool SIX MILLION, and will also release valuable police resources back to fighting crime.

Simply stop wasting money protecting Tony Bliar.

After all, the slimy cunt reckons he's popular, so why would he want round the clock protection?

The Penguin

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best way to save the money? Help a terrorist to get him ASAP. Saving money & a bit of personal pleasure.

The Penguin said...

No, I want the cunt to suffer years of fearfully looking over his shoulder, afraid of shadows and terrified of everyone...

buter said...

But if he was jailed for war crimes he'd get round the clock protection at a low marginal cost to the taxpayers.

Simples

william said...

No protect while in this country and on holiday for all the rest he pays conditional on him paying his tax like everyone else

Catosays said...

Why does he need a team of 20 protection officers?
Even Maggie at her most hated never had more than 6-7. Mind you, that handbag she wielded counted for another 10.

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

I’m sure that we could recover most of the money from his estate after he has been executed. Proceeds from the public show might have to make up any shortfall; maybe from the sale of tickets to the live event or the lottery to be the one to start the hanging? The proceeds from the overseas PPV should go into the fund to repair the long-term damage they have done to individual British people.

microdave said...

The trouble is that £6million is just "loose change" these days when £billions or £trillions are bandied about on a daily basis.

Look on the bright side - at least the police protecting him aren't going round harassing train spotters & photographers, or arresting people on false pretences just to get their DNA....

Hell, it's Christmas - I can be cynical, can't I?