Friday, 21 August 2009

MRSA And C Diff. For Voldemort, Please!

"It's only this big, but as it is benign, it has to be removed!"

Voldemort is apparently going into hospital to have the only benign bit of him surgically removed.
Is it too much to hope that he cops both C Diff. and MRSA?
The Penguin


Oldrightie said...

No chance, private medicine is much safer. 20 sterile consultants and luxury beyond measure, doesn't do peasant bugs. Of course he will be on the hospital steps eulogising over The NHS whilst in reality having enjoyed a suite of private rooms. He certainly won't have been in a mixed gender ward!

Anonymous said...

I thought he WAS a mixed gender?

wv=kyboide, a keyboard in New Jersey.

Blind Pugh said...

Pity his prostate condition isn't the same as yon Libyan bomber cunt they let go yesterday. We can but hope and pray it turns nasty after the operation.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

He was in to get Gordon removed from his arsehole!