Sunday 24 April 2011

Very Wise



There is now the faintest possibility of a long and happy marriage for Prince William and Kate Middleclass.

They have excluded Jonah from the guest list.

The Penguin

6 comments:

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Phew.

Anonymous said...

Probably didn't want him flogging the gold dinner service off cheap.

Captain Haddock said...

They probably suspected that the stench of old piss would permeate throughout Westminster Abbey & have all the other guests chucking-up everywhere ..

I mean, would you want to sit next to him ?

Royal Thoughts R Us said...

He took granny's nice little yacht away, so wtf should we invite him? We told you we would get our own back on this thick Scotch bar steward.

Dick the prick said...

Some poor fuck would've had to watch Cherie stuffing her fat slotgob; hurray for the other guests.

Sres said...

Didn't he start making them pay tax?