Sunday, 3 April 2011

Anarchist? Wanker, More Like!

Oh Dreary Me!

Another so-called anarchist who awarded himself the title of "Captain Anarchy" and tweeted as "stormingheaven" turns out to be a comfortably off council employee with strong family links to NuLiebore. Probably still lives at home.

And, even more depressing, the mong works in the field of information technology and boasts of having a certificate for "IT Security" yet he doesn't seem to have the first idea of how the internet works, so his pathetic attempts to disassociate himself from his little rebellion once the media tracked him down are not going to save him. However, with any luck he'll have plenty of time in prison to reflect on how he didn't really have the courage of his convictions.

The Penguin


Joe Public said...

Therre's nothing so cowardly as an "anarchist" who seeks & obtains publicity, then denies it's him.

The little worm.

Caratacus said...

What a charming lttle individual; stupid too. When (if) the revolution starts, it's silly little cunts like him who will be the first to fail, wailing that they 'didn't really mean it' when the dust, shit, snot and bullets start to fly.

Best of luck in prison Mr. Upton - hope you manage to remain anally retentive :)

Oldrightie said...

How do these people know where to use the toilet paper?

William said...

Is the plod far left really Bono?

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Plans to overthrow the government? What did he do when NuLiebour was in power? Was he redundant and twiddling his thumbs? Oh, I said he was a wanker.

Captain Haddock said...

Yet another relatively well-off socialist toss-pot with fuck all to complain about ..

Does the Left have a secret breeding facility for these fuck-wits somewhere ?

I think we ought to know .. then arrange for it to be nuked ..

Dick the Prick said...

Hee hee hee - dumb cunt. Why on earth would anyone post a certificate on the interweb?

I feel I should declare i've got both my width and length swimming badges and a fair few cub-scout badges too! He's 28 ffs, not 6. Capone, Gotti, Gambino - whoa, they're shitting bricks.

Captain Haddock said...

"Why on earth would anyone post a certificate on the interweb" ? ..

Perhaps because he's a socialist fucktard .. for whom achieving an orgasm would be a major mile stone in his otherwise pointless existence ? ..