Lucky White Heather? Want Some Pegs?Here's a new one! Pikeys caught stealing or trespassing are apparently claiming that they were just "collecting ladybirds".
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Lucky White Heather? Want Some Pegs?
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Pikeys caught stealing or trespassing are apparently claiming that they were just "collecting ladybirds" ..
Nah .. I can't see this being true .. for starters, most of the thieving toe-rags can't even read .. mind you, I suppose they could always look at the pictures ...
Here's one which the "litterati" amongst them might find interesting though ..
http://www.macduffdavesbooks.co.uk/the-policeman-ladybird-people-at-work-series-606b-hardback-1684-p.asp
oooh Captain, you've done it now...
Recent conversation I had with (enlightened) council employee:
Me: (surveying damage) Fucking pikeys did that.
CE: Mustn't say that.
Me: What, "pikeys"??
CE: Mmm. Yep.
Me: Alright, fuckin gyppos did that.
CE: Can't say that either. We've had... a MEMO.
Me: What are we supposed to call them then?
CE: (clears throat and recites as though from memory) They are now to be referred to as Caravan Utilizing Nomadic Travelling Society. (beams proudly as I lean against fence doing the nose trick with mouthful of coffee just taken on board).
@ Caratacus - I like that!
Flame-thrower, it's the only way!
Was that the insect or the kiddies books?
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