"I don't think our spending was irresponsible," claims the alien Ed Millipede.
Fuck me, he really doesn't live on the same planet as the rest of us. Never mind the huge evidence to the contrary - see the graph at the Coffee House - of the overall complete fuck-up of Gordon falling off the Prudence-wagon and splurging like a deluded cunt, what about the details that has emerged into the light thanks to Piggy Pickles publishing all of his department's spending over £500 for the last full fiscal year?
Irresponsible doesn't come fucking close you bog-brush-haired prat!!!
And Piggy's is not the only department. There's the fucking red sofas at the Circumlocution Office, and the "Chill Out" rooms at the Department For Lesbian Equality.
There's more to come, and I do hope that some cunts get sacked.