Friday, 13 August 2010

Irresponsible Spending

"My World Is Very Different, Earthling!"

"I don't think our spending was irresponsible," claims the alien Ed Millipede.

Fuck me, he really doesn't live on the same planet as the rest of us. Never mind the huge evidence to the contrary - see the graph at the Coffee House - of the overall complete fuck-up of Gordon falling off the Prudence-wagon and splurging like a deluded cunt, what about the details that has emerged into the light thanks to Piggy Pickles publishing all of his department's spending over £500 for the last full fiscal year?

Irresponsible doesn't come fucking close you bog-brush-haired prat!!!

And Piggy's is not the only department. There's the fucking red sofas at the Circumlocution Office, and the "Chill Out" rooms at the Department For Lesbian Equality.

There's more to come, and I do hope that some cunts get sacked.

The Penguin


Dioclese said...

No-one gets sacked in the civile service - all decisions are made by committee to make this impossible.
No, I'm not joking.

The Penguin said...

Tell that to the ex-employees at the Audit Commission!

John R said...


Now it's you talking like you're from a different planet.

The Penguin said...

Are you picking on me because I smell of fish?

Chief_Sceptic said...

In the name of God's Holy Trousers - 'Millipede' IS an Alien ! ...

Old Seatonian said...

Blair - Compulsive lying war criminal

Brown - Deluded mental retard

Milliband - complete idiot

What a bunch of cretans