Wednesday, 18 August 2010
New Furore Over Killer's Ashes
The Daily Fury are reportingthat there is growing anger in Newcastle after reports that crazed killer Rolypoly Moat's ashes were flushed down the shitter.
"That's disgusting!" said un-married mother of 13 Trisha Slagg, 43, "They should have been preserved for posterior, inna museum of sumfink. He was a fucking hero!"
Unemployed pimp Bazza Gimp, 37, told our reporter that there was now a danger that Rolypoly's fans and facebook "friends" would congregate on local sewage works in an attempt to harvest some of him to keep in a matchbox on the top of the television. "The only problem is finding out which sewage works they'll end up at, bloody towns full of sewage works, innit? Be a bit off, getting the wrong geezer's shitty ashes!"
Posted by Hacked Off at 16:58