Monday 28 June 2010

Poor Dolly Drooper Will Be Looking For A Job


Seems that Dolly "Berkeley" Drooper is going to have to try and get a job, as his fragrant wife has reached the end of her shelf-life on the TV.

Tragic.

The Penguin

8 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

My heart pumps purple piss for the pair of 'em ...

Anonymous said...

Think Ms Garraway will be waiting some time for that to happen. Drooper & work don't go together.

Oldrightie said...

Jam tarts are always welcome at my breakfast table. A good many tarts fail to kick start my day in a positive way. Mrs Labour Luvvie is certainly of the latter variety.

JohnRS said...

What's the betting "work" is code for "sucking at the public teat"?

Captain Haddock said...

John R said...

"What's the betting "work" is code for "sucking at the public teat"?

Don't tell me this useless, pernicious, lying cunt is going to become an MP ?

Though he does already have all the necessary qualifications ..

Anonymous said...

Has Ms. Garraway been let go by GMTV because of the arrival of Christine Bleakley?

Homoerecti said...

Come on, lets have it right. There is not a man on here who wouldn't like to splash their DNA all over Mrs Garraways tits.

Anonymous said...

@Homoerecti

Splash? I think I'd punch a hole right through her!