Monday, 21 June 2010

Ex-Tory Ed Balls Declares He's A Wanker

Although he seems to have forgotten his Tory past and his fondness for dressing up as a Nazi, it seems that Ed "Blinky" Balls has at least recognised how he is regarded by normal people.

''And we need a wanker, somebody who can do that, who's in touch with their genitals, who's a total prat. I'm all those things.''

The Penguin


Biffo said...

Well, if being fat, ugly, thick, hypocritical and boorish with the charm & charisma of a dead turd constitutes a 'winner' he could be right, otherwise....I feel he's mistaken.

Captain Haddock said...

Old "No-Bollocks" has an uncanny knack of stating the bleedin' obvious ..

He cannot though, in all truth be described as a wanker .. He lacks the common-dog-fuck to move his own hand up & down .. He's more of a "gripper" ..

Old Seatonian said...

Just listening to him on Question Time............

What a fucking idiot