Wednesday, 9 June 2010

What A Pathetic Line-Up!

"I Am An Alien! I Am An Alien! I Am An Alien!"

So there it is, the line-up for the leadershit of the Liebore Party.

David "The Banana" Millipede
Ed " The Younger Alien" Millipede
Ed "Blinky" Balls
Andy "Eye-Liner" Burnham
Diane "Token Black, Fat, & Wimmin" Abbott

All of them are proven liars and hypocrites, and the four ex-cabinet ministers are desperately trying to distance themselves from such cluster-fuck policies as immigration, the Iraq war, flogging the gold, fucking the pensions, and being too cowardly to ditch Jonah.

The Millipedes are frankly repulsive with their gobshite politic-babble and weird hair.

Blinky is a caricature political version of the Joe Pesci hoodlum from GoodFellas.

Little "Eye-Liner" is frankly an embarrassment.

"Token" Abbott is a joke, there to try and make it look politically correct and show that the Liebore Party isn't just about white middle class elitists doing the workers and the poor a favour by telling them what to do.

With any luck it'll be a bloodbath of a campaign.

The Penguin


Umbongo said...

"the Liebore Party isn't just about white middle class elitists" - it's about overweight black middle class elitists too.

Joe Public said...

Why would you want competent candidates?

RantinRab said...

Cunts, one and all.

Perfect LieBore material.

Gordon said...

But which one of these tosserati will the unions select? It's going to be so deviantly delicious watching them tear chunks out of each other knowing the unions will go for the one that bends over furthest.

Caratacus said...

Wonder what Clement Attlee would have made of this line up.

On one hand it would be good if someone like Cruddas had won, he would have given as good as he got opposite Cameron. On the other look at the entertainment we're going to get when any of these pillocks is elected. I think Bollocks is going to make it somehow. He's as relevant to the Labour party as tits on a boar so of course he's got a chance.

Anonymous said...

The Millipedes are typical limp English faggots, a good shagging by a hairy Scottish cock, and a beating with a sock full of hot shite, would do them the world of good. Mind you they would just come back for more. It's all your country can produce, simpering faggoty fuckwits, who could not fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Now Cameron there's a man of steel for you. Born of good strong Scottish stock he will sort you simpering cunts out.


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Anonymous said...

I would like Ed Balls Or Diane Abbott to become leader, purely for entertainment purposes.

Oldrightie said...

David Millipede did a deal with Snotty last summer in return for this further "coronation". That deal included the union votes. Just you see.

Anonymous said...

Can't help but agree with Caratacus about the need for a strong opposition to challenge the government but what we'll get instead is a complete arse. I just hope that whoever is chosen has enough spine to tell Mandy to um...go forth and multiply.

Gorn said...

The Millipedes aren't English, they are Polish jews. Wait, wait, the only people on the planet who aren't English are the English. Must remember that, sorry.

Chris said...

Diane Abbot: the stuff of comedy skits in the 90s; now a Labour leadership contender.

Captain Haddock said...

Anonymous said...

I would like Ed Balls Or Diane Abbott to become leader, purely for entertainment purposes.

9 June 2010 19:47

And I'd like to see von Stauffenberg make a comeback, for exactly the same reason ..