Wednesday, 9 June 2010
What A Pathetic Line-Up!
So there it is, the line-up for the leadershit of the Liebore Party.
David "The Banana" Millipede
Ed " The Younger Alien" Millipede
Ed "Blinky" Balls
Andy "Eye-Liner" Burnham
Diane "Token Black, Fat, & Wimmin" Abbott
All of them are proven liars and hypocrites, and the four ex-cabinet ministers are desperately trying to distance themselves from such cluster-fuck policies as immigration, the Iraq war, flogging the gold, fucking the pensions, and being too cowardly to ditch Jonah.
The Millipedes are frankly repulsive with their gobshite politic-babble and weird hair.
Blinky is a caricature political version of the Joe Pesci hoodlum from GoodFellas.
Little "Eye-Liner" is frankly an embarrassment.
"Token" Abbott is a joke, there to try and make it look politically correct and show that the Liebore Party isn't just about white middle class elitists doing the workers and the poor a favour by telling them what to do.
With any luck it'll be a bloodbath of a campaign.
Posted by Hacked Off at 17:28