Friday, 9 September 2011

Favourable Odds

Officially the odds are of 1 in 13,983,816 for the possibility of a National Lottery UK Lotto jackpot win - from their website.

However, the fucking numpties at NASA are happily predicting odds of just 3,200 to one that 55o kg of scrap metal will hit someone sometime in the next few months.

And you don't even have to buy a fucking ticket!

The Penguin


Anonymous said...

I love the "Only about 550kg of metal should survive", with the emphasis on 'Only'. That's half a Toyota Corolla fer fuck's sake! Remember kiddies, it could be you!

Anonymous said...

The big finger will give you ample warning of it's arrival.

Captain Haddock said...

Please, please, please .. let it land on the HQ of the EUSSR .. whilst in full session ..

Then we can start again with a clean slate ..

And Britain might just become "Great" again ..