Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Just What The Fuck Is Wrong With Plod?

"What's that, Madam? A lost dog? Right, you're fucking nicked!"

Despite all the previous, and all the noises from ministers and politicians, Inspector Fuckwit and his myrmidons continue to arrest householders who have simply defended their persons and their property from assault and robbery by criminals.

Even if they are then released on bail and the cretins at the CPS manage not to prosecute them and waste even more money and time, this is a serious inconvenience and leaves a paper-trail which may cause these victims trouble in future as well as hassle and heartache at the time.

Is it asking too fucking much that the imbeciles in senior positions in Her Majesty's Cuntstabulary tell their subordinates in words simple enough for even them to understand, stop arresting people for defending themselves?  We appreciate that the implied contract between public and police has broken down because they are patently incapable of doing what they are paid to do - defend the public and the public's property from criminals - so stop hassling the public when they have to step up and do the fucking police's job.

The Penguin

16 comments:

Every Dog Has His Day, Plod said...

The woman in leicestershire who defended herself against burglars breaking into her home spent 3 days in the cells and now she and her husband have to worry about whether their plans to emigrate to Oz are sunk.

Meanwhile, take a gander at this judge:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2198621/It-takes-huge-courage-burgle-somebodys-house-What-judge-told-intruder-raided-homes-letting-walk-free-court.html

NewsboyCap said...

Hacked Off

I think you will find that Plod are under no Obligation to defend the Public.
They swear an Oath to Brenda, to protect her and her alone.
Oh and buildings mustn't forget buildings....Cunts.

Anonymous said...

Of course, these two innocents will have had their fingerprints and DNA samples taken - then let them try to have those deleted from the real database !

jaded said...

It has been announced already that the two house-holders will not have charges made against them.Quick enough for you?
Re the DNA database-that's down to your government changing the rules,not the police.

Anonymous said...

Jaded, then they should sue the clownplod for wrongful arrest. At least that might pay their fares when escaping the madhouse to Oz.

jaded said...

It wasn't an unlawful arrest.Police need only reasonable grounds/suspicion that an offence has taken place.
Once again blame the law-makers not the law-enforcers.

Hacked Off said...

Bollocks, Jaded - it's the plod who choose to arrest or not based on the circumstances - and if the law says reasonable force is fine, then it's up to plod to made a fucking judgement, not just run on rails.

jaded said...

Snap judgement-householder standing there holding a shotgun,burglar rolling around with a gunshot wound-can't see any problems there can you. I hope all burglars get shot,it's what they deserve but the law says that there will be a thorough investigation.
Write to your MP.They make all the right noises when these cases happen but make no effort to change the law.Too many of them are lawyers in real life.

DCI Broxted said...

It is not news that the police are cowardly, mendacious and inept Mr Penguin.

Anonymous said...

Is he a stalker Shauna?

Anonymous said...

What the Fuck is Wrong with Plod??

ask anyone who has believed in the truth of the Hillsborough families - the police in the UK are only interested in themselves, are corrupt and undeniably criminal

Anonymous said...

Derek Haslam, 9 Lynn Rd, Southery, PE38, 0HU is a perjurer and drink driver who killed a pedestrian oh he was a bent cop in CIB3 and that is why he was "let off" Thus far;)

Anonymous said...

Comments 9 to 15 seem to be off topic and decidedly odd. Pity for an otherwise good blog - I was about to nominate you for a prize! Ever considered deleting?

Ron Broxted said...

What sort of prize did you have in mind ? Did you mean something like coming 93rd in a list of 100 blogges that no-one ever reads, Ciaran ?

Oooh Matron ! Free Tibet !

Anonymous said...

You had your chance no each page with any comment by Derek Haslam, child molester of 9 Lynn Rd PE38 will be tajen down.

Anonymous said...

It is Derek G Haslam of 11 Lynn Rd, Southery, PE38 of course.