Thursday, 30 August 2012

An Afghan Solution


Following the latest atrocities in Afghanistan, The Penguin would like to share his solution with the imbeciles who claim to be in charge of "Western Policy".

1. Get the fuck out.
2. Glass it over, saving a fortune on decommissioning all those excess nuclear weapons.
3. Tell the raving loonies in places like Yemen, Pakistan, and Saudi that you still have plenty
of missiles and warheads left, and that the oil can be extracted quite easily once they're incinerated and gone to their strict heaven complete with all those virgins.

Sorted.

The Penguin

5 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Could never happen that way round, our lot will wait for the other side to kick off. By then far too late.

Anonymous said...

Gives a whole new meaning to "cut the Muzztard".

Dioclese said...

Sorted!

Anonymous said...

Please nuke Highland Cooncil as well.
See
http://www.muirmatters.co.uk/

Thud said...

It has a nice ring to it.