Gosh, isn't Inspector Knacker a busy little bee?
No wonder they can't spare any more staff to investigate the trough-pigs expense theft scandal, the thin blue line is obviously over-stretched with all the undercover operations.
I can imagine the briefing. "Now then, Constable Savage, this assignment involves close protection, so make sure you wear a condom!"
The Penguin
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This could well prove to be part of a Police "Shoot to thrill" policy ...
Was he being paid while he was doing it, or was he off duty? I think we should be told.
Come on Chaps - you know what Plod is like.
When he was being briefed, the PC was told that he must protect Mr Johnson at all times. When he asked about Mrs Johnson, his chief said, "Oh, fuck her.."
Now, you can say what you like about plod, but at least they follow orders...
Wonder if he slotted it in the right box?
Dick the Prick said...
"Wonder if he slotted it in the right box" ?
C'mon Dick .. every hole's a goal .. lol
Was he fucking blind. She has a face only stevie fucking wonder could love. A fucking disgrace, right there.
@Anonymous Too much fucking
True, but a hole's a goal. I doubt that her quim sees much action so it could be like a mouse's ear.
Caratacus
+1
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