Friday 21 January 2011

More Undercover Police Work


Gosh, isn't Inspector Knacker a busy little bee?

No wonder they can't spare any more staff to investigate the trough-pigs expense theft scandal, the thin blue line is obviously over-stretched with all the undercover operations.

I can imagine the briefing. "Now then, Constable Savage, this assignment involves close protection, so make sure you wear a condom!"

The Penguin

7 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

This could well prove to be part of a Police "Shoot to thrill" policy ...

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Was he being paid while he was doing it, or was he off duty? I think we should be told.

Caratacus said...

Come on Chaps - you know what Plod is like.

When he was being briefed, the PC was told that he must protect Mr Johnson at all times. When he asked about Mrs Johnson, his chief said, "Oh, fuck her.."

Now, you can say what you like about plod, but at least they follow orders...

Dick the Prick said...

Wonder if he slotted it in the right box?

Captain Haddock said...

Dick the Prick said...
"Wonder if he slotted it in the right box" ?

C'mon Dick .. every hole's a goal .. lol

Too much fucking said...

Was he fucking blind. She has a face only stevie fucking wonder could love. A fucking disgrace, right there.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous Too much fucking

True, but a hole's a goal. I doubt that her quim sees much action so it could be like a mouse's ear.

Caratacus
+1