Friday, 7 January 2011

Surely I Must Be Having A Nightmare?


Seems that the world's fattest bastard is planning to sue the NHS for letting him gorge his way to being 70 fucking stone and costing the taxpayer over a million quid in care costs. Presumably on legal aid, the greedy cunt.

The people who should be taken to task are the people who helped the immobile blimp scoff 20,000 calories a day. And who on earth was paying for all that? You won't get 20,000 calories a day from £64.50 Job Seekers!

Some one just render the bastard down for bio-fuel.

The Penguin

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Penguin,

where is your compassion? This poor man obviously cannot possibly be personally responsible for his plight. Someone else must be at fault and it is only fair that the tax payers compensate him. Food is expensive you know. And ambulance chasing scum sucking lawyers are also entitled to a generous slice of the tax payer pie.

We must all accept collective responsibility for our brethren and pay up accordingly. We are, as instructed by Dave, all members of the big society.

John R said...

"The people who should be taken to task are the people who helped the immobile blimp scoff 20,000 calories a day"

Spot on. Why is this question never asked when we have programmes about vastly overweight, bed bound blimps?

Someone is buying and preparing vast amounts of food for this elephantine fool. Who is it?

Why are they doing it? They must know it is harming him. The doctors will have told them. So surely if they continue this is some form of assault or attempted murder?

Why aren't the medical professionals who minister to his every need stopping it from happening? Surely this is negligence as they are telling us that his diet is killing him but are doing nothing to stop it.

So many stupid things happening. No-one actually standing up and saying "stop, no more, this is wrong".

I am Stan said...

Surely this is a hoax,no one can be that fat.....:0...can they?

Dioclese said...

And the trouble is that there is VAT on takeaways, so it will be costing us even more...

Michael Fowke said...

How - in his mind - is he blaming anyone else for his fattiness? What's the thought process?

William said...

If there was a god...

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX The people who should be taken to task are the people who helped the immobile blimp scoff 20,000 calories a day.XX

Be carefull what you wish for.

Do you want to see a world where, Mc doogles refuse to serve you if you do not fit through their cardboard cut out "perfect weight for height" guage?

People carrying cards showing their BMI (Toal shit is BMI any way, I know), and only getting served "healthy portions" by LAW?

F***W*T TW****R said...

Wanker. I would say hit him with a wet fish, but guess what he would do with it!

Mike Litorus said...

Fuckit, the way our "justice" system works, the cunt will be dead before they sober up the judge and bring it to court anyway..

panavia999 said...

Dear Furor Teutonicus: you missed the point. The poeple responsible for feeding this blimp are not the food purveyors, but the folks who bought, prepared and served the food to this man: his wife, relatives, friends, children, caregivers. Supermarkets and take away shops did not bring a crates of food to his home and forcefeed him.
In the USA, teenaged siblings sued McDonalds for making them obese. In the first paragraph of the affadavit, it said, "my parents bought me McDonalds meals almost every day". So they should be suing their parents instead for endangering their health.

barrister said...

JohnR said..

" Why aren't the medical professionals who minister to his every need stopping it from happening? Surely this is negligence"

Exactly. He should sue the bastards ! Oh hang on he is ;)

microdave said...

"medical professionals who minister to his every need" - clearly aren't professional, are they?

Gordon the Fence Post Tortoise said...

When stuff like this crops up, I think the name of the solicitor and the company dealing with it should be as prominent as the "I'm gonna sue" part.

Leg-iron said...

Is that what a carbon sink looks like?

Furor Teutonicus said...

XX panavia999 said...

Dear Furor Teutonicus: you missed the point. The poeple responsible for feeding this blimp are not the food purveyors, but the folks who bought, prepared and served the food to this man: his wife, relatives, friends, children, caregivers.XX

You also miss MY point. If your Uncle Joe ends up at 30 stone, do YOU want the food poolice knocking on YOUR door for having assisted in getting him to that state?

HE is the only one responsible here. To blame any one else is "falling into the hands of nanny".

What next? Prosecutions because you did not sieze your Auntie Mauds fags, when she tried to light up in a "no smoking area"?

After all, by not doing so, you already have "aiding and abetting" (sp?)as an offence.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Once you let the kitten out of the box, you can not complain when the resulting man eating tiger bites your leg off.

Ask a smoker of how laws/guide lines "develop" their own legs.

The Penguin said...

Thing is, Teutonicus, that the fat bastard is primarily responsible, no one else masticated and swallowed all those pies and pizzas - BUT! and it's a fucking big but!! - he had help, and that help had to be grossly irresponsible and even reckless, it has to be obvious even to the most moronic helpmate that over-indulging a man so fat he can't move is not a good thing.

I read somewhere that the blimp persuaded his parents to re-mortgage their house and he then ate the proceeds (converted into burgers and chips).

How fucking stupid are they?

Anonymous said...

Ah Penguin, but he may be a cuckoo. The parents should've got a DNA test.

Cave Adsum said...

Do you remember that Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt film "Seven" a few years ago, when the fat-man was forced to eat himself to death for his sin of Gluttony?

Nice one to emulate,perhaps!

banned said...

How does it piss?

Sres said...

Having watched the show last night, I have some sympathy for the bloke.

Taking what was shown last night as the truth (in part), the papers portrayed him wrongly (as you would expect).

He lost 21 stone (from 56 stone not 70 stone) and got back his mobility, which is a blessing. After his op his care bill was slashed.

From what I saw he looked like he was working hard to get down to a reasonable size and that has to be commended.

Brian Fingerton said...

Put him in a bomber and drop him on Afghanistan.

Anonymous said...

Put the fat cunt cunt down, burn the lard & power the northern hemisphere for a few weeks free of charge.

Ben Dover said...

Firstly I would like to say what an excellent comment from Anonymous dated 12/12/11 at 20:41.

Now for my comment, I feel really really sorry for the nurse that has to lift that sack of his for a wash his gooch must be chewing on the left over winnets that have departed from his arse. Getting to the fats I mean facts this lazy fat twat needs Liposuction, mouthwash and a job. In fact England are looking for a new goalkeeper this way we will definitely win the world cup as the goal will be filled. Another thing if this fatty went swimming I reckon a seagull would land on him, why? the seagull thought he was island.