Thursday, 21 October 2010
Police Farce, Part 147
"Hello, is that the Police Station? I want to report an armed robbery!"
"I'm very sorry, madam, we can't send anyone as they are all out collecting abandoned shopping trolleys. I can give you a crime number for the insurance, though...do you have a pen and paper handy? 3,689,208 - did you get that madam? Three million, six hundred and eighty-nine thousand, two hundred and eight. Thank you for calling."
Posted by Hacked Off at 10:44