Saturday, 29 May 2010

More Honourable Peers To Grace Parliament - My Arse!

The "Dis-Honours Solution List" Makes This Buffoon A Lord FFS!

The House Of Lords, where troughing is not only allowed but actually above the law, is to be graced by yet more wonderful examples of trough-pigging at the public expense, as well-known expense-cheats are "elevated to the peerage" by Jonah MacCavity.

Oh, and he includes a goodly number of fellow travellers too, such as the pink-faced prat who helped to ruin the Metropolitan Police Farce.

Top spot for sheer hypocrisy goes to John Prescott, champion of the working class. Lord Prescott of Pie Stuffing and Chipolata. I sincerely hope he gets gout.

The Penguin

12 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

These "elevations" all go towards proving my theory that if one boils the pot for long enough .. the scum always rises to the top ..

Especially in the case of that self-serving, vertically-challenged little Turkey-cock Ian Blair ..

Ed P said...

I'm sure it's an oversight, but you used the words Prescott & grace in the same sentence! This buffoon has all the social graces of a hyena.

Anonymous said...

Prezza is no worse than the fucking crooked shits who are in there. He will fit in well snoring on the benches and filling his boots, Mrs Prezza will have bragging rights down at Tescos now as she fills her trolly with Prezzas Pizzas, good name for a wee business.

No mention of the shirt lifting wee shite Laws caught bang to rights with his sticky fingers in the till and up his partners bum. What is it with you English and your fetish for shirt lifting? Was it all that beating and fagging at school? Ooooooh Matron.

The Penguin said...

Hello, Wee Hamish McNumpty, welcome back!

What is it with you Scotch blokes and wearing skirts?

tris said...

Hmmmm. Lord Stockwell of Tube Station. (Tube for short).

Captain Haddock said...

"The working class can kiss my arse
I'm in the House of Lords at last ..

And if you think I give a fuck
The only thing I love is Tuck" ..

Lutney Chocker said...

Is this the Ruin's last laugh then?

Anonymous said...

Hamish here dick breath. We wear kilts to let our big hairy balls swing in the breeze, so we can fill your English women with decent fertile dna, no point in waiting for you limp wristed wankers doing it, to busy poking poo. Ooooooh matron.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

" ... no point in waiting for you limp wristed wankers doing it" ...

Is being a limp-wristed wanker the same a flogging a dead horse ?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

" ... no point in waiting for you limp wristed wankers doing it" ...

Is being a limp-wristed wanker the same a flogging a dead horse ?

The Penguin said...

Fuck me, the little troll even answers to the joke name I gave him.
What a sad tosspot!

Captain Haddock said...

FFS .. I now read that Prescott will accept a Peerage in order to "help the Environment" ..

Have you ever heard of such unadulterated bollocks & twattery ?

My guess is that fat, unintelligible cunt had to seek advice re the spelling of "environment" ..