Monday, 10 May 2010
Little Nicky Clegg is holding out for his wish-list of demands in return for supporting lame duck Dave Cameron's chances of being asked by Brenda to try and form a government once the skulking and sulking Jonah is dragged from underneath his desk.
Renaming Downing Street as Clegg Avenue
Forcing William Hague to wear a wig.
Votes for Limp Dums to count double in all future elections.
Paddy Pantsdown to be made President of Europe.
Samantha Cameron's used undies.
Jonah has already offered all of these, with the obvious difference of it being Liam Byrne's shiny skull that has to be wigged, and of course, Sarah Brown's soiled knickers. Oddly, Cleggy has decided that this is just not good enough.
PS Voldemort has just added a soapy tit-wank with Harriet in a last minute attempt to outbid the same old Tories. Still not good enough.
Posted by Hacked Off at 08:18