Christ on a Fucking Bike - despite all we know about the giant corrupt pile of steaming shit that is the EUSSR they still manage to surprise.
Some regional development quango in Italy blew half a million euros on an Elton John concert to promote "Neapolitan culture." Apparently the entertainer sang "Just One Cornetto" and ate a couple of pizzas. The crowd went wild with emotion.
They were only prevented from doing the same with a Paul McCartney concert because the centre-left governor was voted out of office in regional elections this year.
The truly gob-smacked Penguin