Sunday, 7 November 2010

Utter Fucking Madness?

Disappointed Parents

Hospital trusts put patients into five star hotels because it's cheaper and more efficient than them sleeping in a hospital bed -University College London Hospitals has spent nearly £1 million on luxury hotels across the capital in the past three years.

A rail passenger was prevented from carrying a cup of tea (presumably one of those horrid foam things) from the buffet carriage to his seat because the train had run out of paper bags to put the fucking cup of tea in. Like a fucking paper bag would save you from being scalded?

There's a fulltime well-paid London fireman (currently on strike) who doesn't want his working practices changed because it might eat into his lucrative undertaking business, complete with promotional videos and corpse chasing round old folks' homes and hospitals.

And Doctor Kate Mcann claims to be disappointed thet the Home Secretary is not devoting more time to searching for her missing daughter, who apparently disappeared from a holiday apartment where she and her younger siblings had been left unattended while the parents went out on the lash with their mates.

The Penguin


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry Pengy,
I usually agree with you 100% but this time you're wrong on two issues. The firefighters are not striking because the change in working hours would mean their other jobs, it would mean that fire stations in the centre of the capital would be shut down at night and they also don't like the fact that that obnoxious, fat fuck, Brian Coleman is saying sign a new contract or you're sacked.
Second, with regards to the McCanns, as a father of three, now all adults, I must have done something, over the years, that today would be frowned upon and thought unsafe but that would'nt stop me fighting for the truth until my very last breath if I were in their position.
On all other points, keep up the good work.

The Penguin said...

Hi 13.09, the firefighters are pretty well paid as it is, and many of them manage to fit in other jobs or to run their own businesses on top, which is nice for them. As to becoming a tad more efficient and improving their Spanish practices, check up on what they achieved on Merseyside with a bit of real leadership. The McCanns would stand higher in my opinion if they admitted that they were themselves basically at fault for leaving their children unattended - all I seem to hear is how everyone else is to blame, and I'm fucking sick of it.

Rightwinggit said...

Cadaver dogs indicating in the apartment.

Moss undisturbed on the windowsill they said she was carried out through.

Gordon Brown was swiftly involved.

Stink, stink, stink.

banned said...

My local hospital trust taxis in patients from 60 miles away to get treated at The Nuffield, not on the basis of clinical need but to avoid missing waiting time tartgets. Guess what, that works out cheaper then treatment on the NHS!