"I'll Scratch My Eye Out If You Call Me A Cunt Again!"Apparently that bloated prat Alex Salmond is threatening legal action if he is not invited to join in the televised "Leader Debates"which dithering coward McAvity has now been forced to agree to.
Seems UKIP also want in.
We can expect the BNP, The Greens, and the Monster Raving Loonies any minute.
Should make for interesting television, especially done live - and I really hope someone manages to wind the Great Leader And Saviour Of The World up to the point where he really loses it and starts throwing things before storming off....
The Penguin
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I reckon A. Salmond may well be just the man to do the job.
There is considerable hatred of the SNP from McSnot, he virtually refused to call and congratulate Salmond on his appointment, and has pretty much ignored Scotland ever since.
Salmond is not silly enough to think that the SNP has any relevance to England, but conversely, a Westminster Govt led by McSnot that ignores Scotland is something that does need to be discussed.
SNP have Westminster seats, this demand to be included in the debate is a well aimed potshot at Brown.
I wonder if Snotty will have his mobile phone in the studio.
'and I really hope someone manages to wind the Great Leader And Saviour Of The World up to the point where he really loses it and starts throwing things before storming off....'
I'd pay to see that.
Stand Griffin & Brown together - they have one eye each and similarly shit policies.
This is going to be the best free entertainment!
So who's going to bring up "The West Lothian Question"? (Rather relevant when the "prime minister" is a Scottish MP.)
Aye right Ed P.I don't know about the West lothian Question but I'll wager a pound to a penny who'll bring up the "theft of oil revenue question".
I can just see it ...
Cameron: "You promised the country a referendum on the EU treaty. I put it to you, sir, that you are a lying cunt!"
Cyclops McSnotgobbler: "Fuck off posh boy."
Please, all feel free to add to the narrative.
This will be cowardly Gordons excuse to call the whole thing off.
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