Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Shock Horror! True Cost Of Short Arse's Stool Revealed!
European taxpayers are in a state of shock this week as it has been revealed that the cost of the footstool which notorious short arse and adulterer Emperor Nicolas Napoleon Sarkozy uses for his podium appearances is an eye-watering £160 MILLION.
"But zis is a very speciale stool," an Elysee Spokesweazel enunciated yesterday, "it has a built in power shower and airconditioning to prevent it from steaming up when ze President is soaping Carla's tits."
Following the end of his entire forgettable Presidency of the EUSSR the special stool was recycled by throwing it into a dustbin.
Posted by Hacked Off at 11:41