Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Death And Resurrection

Oddly, It Seems It Was Not An Anally Injected Death Sentence!

What better way to restart a flagging pop career than to die?

Worked brilliantly for Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, and recently Michael Jackson has jumped on the "bandwagon" (as it were!). What a relief Jane Goody couldn't sing, to add to all her other lack of talent.

And now Boyzone are mourning the sad loss of Stephen Gately, while I suspect their management team are busy repackaging and the CD's and DVD's are being produced 24 hours a day to meat the mawkish demand that the media will stir up. It may even propel them back into rivalry with Take That, whereas previously their come back was not going so well.

So, let's think who will be watching this very closely? Spandau Ballet? The Spice Girls?

We should be so lucky!

The Penguin

17 comments:

Louis Walsh said...

FUCK OFF,YOU IGNORANT PRICK

Diplodocus Rex said...

"...meat the mawkish..." Freudian slip?

Rightwinggit said...

"meat the mawkish demand that the media will stir up."

As in media meat?

That Freud gets everywhere, doesn't he?

WV= mingsta, not invent.

The Penguin said...

Hurried typo more like :-)

And as for you, Louis, I hope you get bowel cancer. And that you pass it on to Simon Cowell.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

"We should be so lucky!"

What's wrong with a bit of Kylie then?

Louis Walsh said...

You are a miserable scrote,Penguin.

I will live longer than you mate

The Penguin said...

You already have!

Lorenzo said...

Now an orchestra can look a damned fine lot all dressed up, especially some of the younger ladies, as does our Kylie dressed up or not, but take a hammer to each and every instrument and there you have it, Kylie's voice!

banned said...

"Autopsy special report Stephen Gately---Still Dead ! " Natural Causes has been arrested pending further investigations about weired stuff up his ass.

Mandelson said...

There is absolutely nothing wrong in the use of KY Jelly by males.

I know I am a regular user of that and other well known lubricants.

Simon Cowell said...

After the death of Stephen Gately in his Spanish villa, stars of the screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent.

Ronan said...

That's unfair Simon.

Apparently they found dried fruit up his arse.
They think it was date rape.

The Penguin said...

We know it wasn't Bawwymore, he stubs his fags out in the pool!

microdave said...

You're all going to hell for that lot!

Me too - I burst out laughing when I read that the guy who found him had to tell his "husband". I'm sorry, partner maybe, but HUSBAND???

And Obo - nothing wrong with a bit of Kylie, so long as it's not the bit which sings....

The Penguin said...

Are you suggesting that a Kylie blowjob is to be sneezed at?

microdave said...

I see your point - perhaps I should have said the bit that PRODUCES the sounds, not the part from which they emerge.

Mind you if she can sing and give a BJ at the same time it would be worth it just for the novelty value....

Anonymous said...

Mandlebum will definitely get in on it.
Poofs together.