Monday, 11 June 2012
No, I Never Did!!!
Gordon McRuin went along to the Leveson Farce and, under oath, set the record straight about a few things.
1. I never sold off the gold cheap
2. I never stabbed Tony Bliar in the back
3. I never let all those immigrants in
4. I never set up the Tax Credit Bribery System
5. I never order aircraft carriers to be built in my constituency at inflated prices
6. I never signed the Lisbon Treaty
7. I never picked my nose and ate the snotty bogey on live TV
8. I never offered to suck Rebekah Brooks' cock
9. I never made a video called "Dance of the Comedian"
10. I never let our boys die in Snatch Land Rovers to save money
Seems we were all mistaken.
Posted by Hacked Off at 14:51