Sunday, 31 July 2011

Nominations, Please, For Cunts Of The Year Awards

Surely Have To Be Serious Contenders?


Now we are well past the half way marker, I think we should start to consider nominating potential prizewinners for our "Cunts Of The Year 2011" awards.

There are an infinite number of categories to nominate, for example Piers Morgan might possibly find himself nominated in a number of categories such as "Smug Cunt Of The Year" or "Lying Cunt Of The Year" - but it is a target-rich field in so many categories.

Please indicate which category you are choosing for your candidate or candidates - you can vote early and often! - and some rationale for your choice or choices would help us in selecting the winners.

Don't be shy - there are LOADS of cunts out there all desperate to get an award, so let's be generous and spread the appreciation we all have for these cunts as wide as possible.

The Penguin

33 comments:

Ed P said...

Brown, for his whiny, self-centered cant; the odious, still unapologetic for all the economic damage he did, snotty little shit.

Anonymous said...

Piers Morgan for being the 'Biggest cunt that I would never tire from punching' award.

Anonymous said...

Piers Morgan for being the 'Biggest cunt that I would never tire from punching' award.

Piers Morgan is probably one of those cunts that enjoys getting fisted.

David Cameron for living up to all my low expectations nominated as "most predictable cunt of the year"

Anonymous said...

There are so many,I am left confused by the choice

Anonymous said...

The Judge (whoever he was) who decided that manifesto pledges made by political parties, prior to elections, were not legally binding upon said parties if they become the Government.
What a cunt.

Anonymous said...

Has to be a toss up between Brown and Balls

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

CallmeDave for shitting on the true conservatives and lying to the rest of us peasants.

Oldrightie said...

I'm with sixty quid cleaner.

Anonymous said...

Gulia Gillard. The Fatarse on Public Record Lying Cunt Award. Must win, hands down

da do doh said...

The upper echelons of the Beeb.

Anonymous said...

Poor Sighted Cunt of the Year - David Cameron

Ex-PM Cunt of the Year - Gordon Brown

Ex-PM War Criminal Cunt of the Year - Tony Bliar ( 7th year running award)

International Cunt of the Year - Obama Beach

International Organisation Cunt of the Year - the EU

Most Favourably Corrupt Local Govt Cunt of the Year - Herefordshire County Council

Most Unwanted Media Organisation Cunt of the Year - the BBC

Most ludicrously inane Presenter Cunt of the Year - Nicky Campbell

Captain Haddock said...

Every Member of the Houses of Lords & Commons, for being

"Grab-as-much-for-myself-as-I-can ..

As-often-as-I-can ..

And-fuck-the-people-who-pay-my-wages ..

Because-they-simply-don't-matter" cunts ..

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown deserves this award in perpetuity....for ordering two 60,000 ton aircraft carriers, on irrevocable contrcts, for manufacture near to his constituency, and not caring that we had no suitable planes to use them.

Busty said...

Cunts to the left of me, cunts to the right here I am, stuck in the middle with you x x

Anonymous said...

Blair for comprehensively fucking the country up the arse.

Anonymous said...

Polly fucking Toynbee - Lifetime award.

Seumus Milne - Posthumous award.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and "Speech-Imp" Ed.

Michael Fowke said...

David Cameron - and William Hague, for helping him.

Anonymous said...

The fat, sweaty sex-pest and general thieving cunt that is Jim Devine.

Even more so as he has just been released:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14364037

Anonymous said...

Gillard, but you're a UK penguin.

It has to be the pathetic freak, Brown.

Ann Ameoba said...

Would the smallest cunt of the year award go to the Honourable Speaker?

Anonymous said...

My nomination for most arrogant cunt of the year goes to: José Manuel Barroso.

My nomination for most treasonous cunt of the year goes to: David William Donald Cameron.

My nomination for most devious cunt of the year goes to: Herman Van Rompuy.

My nomination for most out of her depth cunt goes to: Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

*applause*

Dick the Prick said...

Bit of a strange one this but Tiger Woods' ex caddy for being an ungrateful, multi millionaire whiny arse gobby cunt.

Tony said...

Has to be Gideon Osbourne, a cunt of a man that even changed his name to George to be more peasant friendly. "We're all in this together." FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

banned said...

@Anonymous
"David Cameron for living up to all my low expectations nominated as "most predictable cunt of the year
"

Seconded

Anonymous said...

Harridan Harmsmen has got to be up there simply because .....

The Grim Reaper said...

Here's my top five choices:

http://thegrimreaperwrites.blogspot.com/2011/08/chatte-de-lannee-2011-my-choices-so-far.html

kitler said...

I say hang them all and whoevers legs stop twitching first is the biggest cunt.

gristle said...

I couldn't find the original so i'll have to paraphrase one of Peter Cooks finest jokes.

Bloke1: You're a cunt, in fact I reckon you're the second biggest cunt in the world.

Bloke2: How come.

Bloke1: Well I think your a cunt. Everyone I know who knows you thinks your a cunt. Everyone you've ever known thinks you're a cunt, and I reckon everyone you'll ever meet in the future will think you're a cunt.

Bloke2: OK so you're saying I'm a cunt. Everyone I've ever known thinks I'm a cunt, and everyone
I'll ever meet in the future will think I'm a cunt?

Bloke1: Yes

Bloke2: So how come I'm only the second biggest cunt in the world ?

Bloke1: Because. You. Are. A. Cunt.

Oh BTW Don Shenker. Google his name if you don't believe me.

Ethel said...

Camoron, for being an actual Cunt !

Anonymous said...

Polly Toynbee for most hypocritical cunt.

Johann Hari for least imaginative cunt

Ed Balls for ultimate cunt.

Anne Widdecombe for least used cunt.

Anonymous said...

I nominate Gary Gleeson, the bearded cunt that he is.