Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Secret Inquests By The Back Door


Jack "The Slippery Weasel" Straw, the most untrustworthy cunt amongst a right shifty bunch of cunts has succeeded in getting his secret inquests throughthe Commons, although hardly any of the so called mainstream media seem to be reporting it.

No, the Prime Mentalist's pathetic hand writing and crass stupidity over sending out a letter full of mistakes is much more newsworthy.

If the Lords don't throw this out, the police will be able to shoot you without even the faint embarrassment of having to explain themselves to a public inquest.

The Penguin

4 comments:

banned said...

It's not like this proposal has been a secret, what have our spineless so called opposition parties been doing ?
Oh, I forgot, fiddling their expenses and whingeing.

Edgar said...

Since Straw himself is more likely to be shot by police than I am, well, I'm a little more optimistic about this piece of authoritarian bullshit than previous stuff of a similar kind.

Uncle Marvo said...

Well done the Penguin.

Presumably if this little piece of legislation gets passed then the chap to whom you refer will be able to pull your blogs, like he did with Clarkson's.

Keep it up!

Eva Jo Frogster said...

My song here has the two words 'Jack Straw' in it.
This song "Gordon Brown be my Angel" seems to be popular among Gordon Brown haters and Gordon Brown lovers, as well as those who don't give a toss about Jack Straw or Gordon Brown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEWhEuhRoo


Gordon Brown! Gordon Brown!
Will you be my angel?
Guardian angel is what I meant
Will you rescue my soul?

For you are in charge
Of these people I wrote to
Stephen Timms, Jack Straw
Let me place my trust in you

Gordon Brown! MP’s!
Let me sing out loud
For what you do, for my country
For my reproductive system

You right wrongs! My right’s been wronged
I am desperate for you
Not just you! There’s Jon Herring
I’m a violated woman

Gordon Brown, help me sleep!
Help me sleep like a baby
Will my babies ever come out?
Maternal desires!
I lost my womanhood
In a sinister curse
Gordon Brown! Bring it back!
You are perfect for that!
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Chase the devil for me!!


Edelweiss

Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
We’re all thinking about you
All the time, day and night
You are here to help me!

Uphold justice, apply the law
Fill the gaps in the system
There’re loopholes, they ain’t good
I continue to suffer

Please act fast cos people forget things
My whole load of witnesses!
Go find out from your 8 MP’s
Human life can be tragic!!

Gordon Brown, lift my hope
Bless my country for now please!
Legal history will be made

Pseudonym ‘Eva Jo Frogster’