Monday, 2 November 2009

Gordon Drafts In New Goats


In a desperate attempt to add a bit of intellectual rigour and moral fibre to his pathetic Government of third-raters, has-beens, charlatans and fiddlers, the Great Unelected Leader has
hired some new "GOATS".

Apparently the agency he used misunderstood what the One Eyed Bogey Muncher said. Perhaps his mouth was full of Kitkat or some other undeclared chocolate biscuit, or possibly his accent got in the way. The Penguin understands the Man WithThe Moral Compass wanted some ordinary decent village people...

Anyway, they can't be any worse than he's already got.

The Penguin

3 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

He was probably misheard -- he wanted some goatse.

Edgar said...

Y - M - C - A -aa

Y - M - C - A ...

Golden days.

tris said...

Maybe do a better job than old goats like Straw and Harridan...