Saturday, 21 November 2009

Never Mind The Rest, We Need Some Peruvians!


Phil "Custard Face" Woolas, the useless glove-puppet notionally in charge of our borders should immediately issue instructions that Peruvians wanting to come to the UK should be fast-tracked.

It would save a small fortune for local authorities and for the NHS, even if fast-food outlets and super-markets saw a dip in their profits.

And it might negate the need for a couple of nuclear power stations....

The Penguin

9 comments:

Bugger Lugs said...

What a good and productive use for The Labour Party.

SOYLENT GREEN, here we come

Anonymous said...

Tam Fry, spokesman for the National Obesity Forum, said the council should be saluted for building Mr Williment a special new home - but that the council was 'bailing out the NHS'." Lousy idle fat cunt. Melt him down disgusting fucker how can anyone allowthemselves to get that fat?

The Penguin said...

Fucking good name for the Obesity gobshite, FRY....

microdave said...

Front page story in the local paper - It put me off my evening meal.

Incredible that Norwich City Council said it had a legal obligation to eliminate unlawful discrimination, even if it required more favourable treatment.

Surely THAT'S discrimination??

"Mr Williment insisted he had not piled on the pounds by eating too much."

No fat people ever came out of Belsen...

The Penguin said...

It's My Glands!

Then stop fucking eating so many glands, simple..

Mad As A HatterPerson said...

that photo reminds me of John Prescott when he were a lad in Hull....sickening

killemallletgodsortemout said...

...but you can't get treatment for liver cancer. Too dear, you know.



Cunts.

Anonymous said...

Whats the price of smack these days? Its got to be cheaper than keeping this fat cunt in pies and chips because when was the last time you saw a fat smackhed?

Anonymous said...

How the fuck does he manage to aim his dick at the toilet, when he clearly cannot see downwards past his massive gut?

FFS... somebody get a giant pin and pop him.