Thursday, 23 February 2012

The Ideal Candidate?


There's fucking lucky for the Home Secretary - she won't have to bother with a lot of tedious recruitment hassle and interviews to replace the fucking useless and ugly Lin Homer at UKBA, she can just appoint the now-available fucking useless and ugly cunt Cynthia Bower, fresh from her success in not inspecting Care Homes and Hospitals.*

The Penguin

*aka Where they park old people so no one notices them being starved and poisoned.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cynthia and Lin are exactly what you get when you have the sort of woman-friendly recruitment policy that the civil service prefers.

The Penguin said...

Does the recruitment and promotion process have a tick-box labelled "Pig Scarer?"

Delphius1 said...

Possibly, but I think the more apt tick-box is "Professional Incompetent committee/board member"

They exist on the boards and committees all over the public sector and charitable agencies.

Personally I hate them whenever I have to deal with them, because they very rarely have anything other than one agenda: how much can they fleece out of whichever organisation they chair/manage before their incompetence becomes a liability for said organisation and they have to leave.

Girls' Night Out said...

Theresa, Lin and Cynthia - all (in it) together girls?? Jolly hockey sticks.

Ed P said...

If the good Lord stuck your arse on your face, surely you deserve a good salary as compensation?

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