Fancy having your scrotum pumped up with silicone sealant? Only £120, no guarantees and don't even think of asking to see my qualifications. Just pop along to my crummy flat, mind the cats, drop your keks and spread them....
Oh, I also offer a deep tanning service using finest quality creosote. And never mind that painful hot wax wax brazilian, I have an industrial strength paint stripper will do the job in half the time...
The Penguin
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Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me RP .. ;)
@Captain Haddock - They'll be new bollocks after he's finished, surely?
As I understand it Michael .. they'll still be the same old bollocks but with a nice new silicone coating .. ;)
I've heard of raging inflation .. but this, surely, is taking the piss ?
I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss...
Dioclese said ...
"I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss"...
How you get yer kicks, behind closed doors .. is a matter entirely for you Dio .. But count me out ..
Thanks anyway ... ;) :) :)
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