Thursday, 30 June 2011

Especially For The Gullible and Inadequate - Cash Only


Fancy having your scrotum pumped up with silicone sealant? Only £120, no guarantees and don't even think of asking to see my qualifications. Just pop along to my crummy flat, mind the cats, drop your keks and spread them....

Oh, I also offer a deep tanning service using finest quality creosote. And never mind that painful hot wax wax brazilian, I have an industrial strength paint stripper will do the job in half the time...

The Penguin

7 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me RP .. ;)

Michael Fowke said...

@Captain Haddock - They'll be new bollocks after he's finished, surely?

Captain Haddock said...

As I understand it Michael .. they'll still be the same old bollocks but with a nice new silicone coating .. ;)

Captain Haddock said...

I've heard of raging inflation .. but this, surely, is taking the piss ?

Dioclese said...

I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss...

Captain Haddock said...

Dioclese said ...

"I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss"...

How you get yer kicks, behind closed doors .. is a matter entirely for you Dio .. But count me out ..

Thanks anyway ... ;) :) :)

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