Thursday, 17 May 2012

Surely There Must Be One?


French politics is agog with speculation and rumour as the search goes on for a senior political figure who has not had a passionate affair with Carla Bruni, currently enjoying yet another freebie in some palace or other in North Africa with the poisonous Hungarian dwarf....

The Penguin (I never did, honest!)

3 comments:

mikebravo said...

Someone has to do it FFS!
For the greater good and Empire I will volunter to be a Frenchman, and even worse a politician for a few days.
It's a shitty job...........

Captain Haddock said...

The words "Tattered Wind-sock" , "Wizard's sleeve" or "Greatcoat pocket" spring to mind .. ;)

Ciaran Rehill said...

They get Carla Bruni we get Sarah Brown. Life can be so unfair.