Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Caption Contest - Tears Of A Newt Edition


Come on, give it your best shots!!

The Penguin

19 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Crocodile tears are so taxing to weep.

My granny always said...

Cry baby bunting
Daddy's gone a-hunting
To get a little rabbit skin
To wrap the baby bunting in.

Sniper said...

Tears for souvenirs are all you've left me
Memories of a love you never meant
I just can't believe you could forget me
After all those happy hours we spent (together)

Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness

Tears have been my only consolation
But tears can't mend a broken heart I must confess
Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness

Let's forgive and forget
Turn our tears of regret
Once more to tears of happiness.

Kenny Boy - not a chuffing chance.

Ciaran Rehill said...

Sob! Lee Jasper stole £510,000 and I did not ever get a penny!

Chris Ferguson said...

Mayoral candidate Ken Livingstone was creased up with laughter and literally had to wipe the tears from his eyes when he found out that serial stalker and RIP troll Ciaran Rehill had been banned from Twitter yet again....." cont. p7

Goodnight Vienna said...

"Not crying - just looking for my balls"

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Tears of a clown

Trigemini said...

I like Ken and I like Boris because they have set the mould for the character of mayor needing to be a personality, providing daily entertainment in the course of their duties.
Dobbo was a GLC candidate who had suffered a charisma by-pass. Jack Dromey, of the all female shortlist, eyeing-up B'ham, has zero entertainment value and can be guaranteed to be a tool - of the fabian leadership.
But I would still be happy for BoJo to beat the old smelly newt fancier. Boris wears his mantle of power lightly. Ken starches his mantle and hides inside.

Busty said...

Ed Milliband, stood behind, is saying ' oh ffs he's pissed himself as well.......wanker"

jaded said...

CR-come on we are all waiting you to publish CF's address and call him a paedophile/EDL/BNP/racist etc.It never fails to amuse.

By the way i've tried writing you.Is your address not Padded Room 1,Bethlem mental hospital,Beckenham?I've written it in green ink as well.

Ciaran Rehill said...

Just taken out major police blogge "DCI Gene Hunt" single handed. Sweet.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, it is almost sad (almost, but not quite) to see the poor, fat, deluded old queen Rehill attempting to take credit for anything other than masturbating in his sweaty DSS flea-pit....

Ciaran Rehill said...

Just taken out DCI Hunt single handed. Sweet.

jaded said...

Why don't you try and take a woman out instead?

The Penguin said...

Would you twats please take your pathetic squabbles some place else?

I don't want the arse-ache of deleting your crap, so go and post it someplace else.

Anonymous said...

Now if there's a smile on my face,
it's only there tryin' to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin' you;
Now honey, that's quite a different subject.
But don't let my glad expression
give you the wrong impression.
Really I'm sad.I'm sadder than sad.
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad.
Like a clown I pretend to be glad.

Now there's some sad things known to man,
but ain't too much sadder than
the tears of a clown

Anonymous said...

"Why don't you try and take a woman out instead?"

He tried that once. He's been whining about trying to get his DNA removed from the database ever since as a result of what happened....

Anonymous said...

Why me, why the fuck am I singled out, no politicians pay their taxes.

Anonymous said...

Now Labour Central Office said to look emotional.