Sunday 29 January 2012

Coining It - Could Hester Replace Hoon?

Look, an animal with a cunt on it's back!

No matter the spelling, we all know a Hoon when we smell one. However, it seems that there's a new contender in town, all pinkly smug-faced and getting obscenely rich at the tax-payer's expense for presiding over the moribund corpse of the 83% publicly-owed Bank Of Goodwin, where apart from sacking a lot of junior staff they have forgotten how to lend to businesses.

So, could we soon find that Huhne, Hoon, and Hester are interchangeable when we want to politely call some cunt a cunt?

Oh, and it seems from some reports in our wonderfully reliable mainstream media that poor Hester doesn't like the photograph of himself in his hunting togs. Can't think why, he looks liked a pig-in-a-suit in every photograph...

The Penguin

6 comments:

Dioclese said...

However you look at it - a greedy fucker!

But of course, while the Milipede is spoutig it was his department that signed the bastards contract...

Let's twist again said...

... and Millimong's spouting has just cost the UK taxpayers half a million quid in tax that would have been due on the bonus. Can't somebody please push this idiot Millvolt into the Thames (with concrete boots on).

Captain Haddock said...

" Can't somebody please push this idiot Millvolt into the Thames (with concrete boots on)" ...

I thought there was legislation in place to prevent people from contaminating our rivers ..

Still .. the Millipede is doing a sterling job of ensuring that Labour remain unelectable, which works for me ..

microdave said...

"Has just cost the UK taxpayers half a million quid in tax that would have been due on the bonus"

If RBS were an entirely independent company that might be true. But since they only remain in business after being bailed out by the taxpayer, we would just be getting back what was ours to start with.

He would probably have found ways of avoiding much of that tax bill anyway...

Anonymous said...

Jesus you whinging berks - he runs a company of 100,00 employes with £45Bn of ourt money in it, with a balance sheet that he has led a reduction in of £600BN (it was £1.2Trn before - about 80% of our annual GDP)

And right now he's being paid less than Alan Shearer or Alan Hansen get paid for sitting on a sofa and talking about football, not to mewntion he's got the press and the Labour party up his arse.

So I'm surprised he hasn't told the government to stick the job, as he could easily get a better paying one... and what.. we get some mediocre cunt to take his place..

If you lot are agreeing with Ed Milliband.. trust me you are on the fucking wrong side of the argument...

The school caretaker said...

Anon - you seem to need English comprehension lessons (probably not taught in schools since about 1965). I see nobody in any of the comments above siding with Millitwit.