Monday, 21 November 2011

Progress Report

A funeral fit for a pikey prince

Official Progess Report by The Commissar and The Chief Stooge
Into the Whitewash Cover Up Over The Perfectly Reasonable
Shooting Of Some Black Gangster.

We note that there has been some criticism of the way that our whitewash is progressing and would like to point out that it is of no help what so ever in making comments until our whitewash is complete and everyone has forgotten what the fuck is was all about. Just move along, nothing to see here, and the X-Factor is about to start, you would want to miss that now would you?

The Penguin

7 comments:

Ed P said...

Surely it's racist to call it a "whitewash" these days? And blackwash,or colourwash obviously won't do either. Perhaps the PC word, offending no-one, should be "coverup"?

Ho ho ho

Captain Haddock said...

If it keeps the chavscum happy .. let 'em have their silly, tacky parades ..

Captain Haddock said...

Incidentally .. Who's the sun-tanned mincer, in the red frock ? ... ;)

Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur said...

Looks a bit like Desmond Tutu

Derek Haslam said...

Why not join the EDL you fucking Ras Clart? Full of nonces, you'd like it.

The Penguin said...

Oh dear, we seem to have upset someone's delicate sensibilities.

What a shame!

Captain Haddock said...

Don't feed the troll, Penguin ..

He'll only be tempted to come back in one of the dozens of guises he uses all over the internet ..

Each one as boring & irrelevant as the last ..

Word Verification = "Urker" .. how very appropriate & almost spot on too .. ;)