Friday, 21 November 2008

Hot Yvette



Hmmmmmm, since I have some spare space on my (American ) web hosting service, I am tinkering with the idea of acquiring (when funds permit) a domain name along the lines of Jackboot-Jacquis-Bunny-Ranch.com or similar, and then spending some time (sick bucket close to hand) Photoshopping ZNL wimmen's heads onto revolting photographic images of fat ugly old women ( you know the sort I mean!!) and setting up a virtual bordello.

Of course, to be fair to the fair sex, I would have to offer some hot gigolo action as well.

Naturally, I feel that local government are equally part of the problem and should therefore be treated in the same manner.

The Penguin

6 comments:

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Yuk!

Cooper's head on Jacqui Spliff's body.

fuchsia groan said...

Sweet Jesus. That is horrible.

marksany said...

I don't think you need to bother with the photoshop. They are all repulsive anyway. With the exception of Caroline Flint, obviously.

The Penguin said...

The problem is that they all wear such horrible clothes, I have to resort to Photoshop to have any chance of making them at all appealing to my clientele.

Of course, the improvement that this creates may well mean a highlevelof refunds is necessary.

Arkangel said...

I've just realised you've got her head on backwards!

The Penguin said...

So, you want a refund?