Sunday, 31 July 2011

Nominations, Please, For Cunts Of The Year Awards

Surely Have To Be Serious Contenders?


Now we are well past the half way marker, I think we should start to consider nominating potential prizewinners for our "Cunts Of The Year 2011" awards.

There are an infinite number of categories to nominate, for example Piers Morgan might possibly find himself nominated in a number of categories such as "Smug Cunt Of The Year" or "Lying Cunt Of The Year" - but it is a target-rich field in so many categories.

Please indicate which category you are choosing for your candidate or candidates - you can vote early and often! - and some rationale for your choice or choices would help us in selecting the winners.

Don't be shy - there are LOADS of cunts out there all desperate to get an award, so let's be generous and spread the appreciation we all have for these cunts as wide as possible.

The Penguin
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33 comments:

  1. Ed P31 July 2011 at 14:23

    Brown, for his whiny, self-centered cant; the odious, still unapologetic for all the economic damage he did, snotty little shit.

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  2. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 14:50

    Piers Morgan for being the 'Biggest cunt that I would never tire from punching' award.

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  3. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 15:22

    Piers Morgan for being the 'Biggest cunt that I would never tire from punching' award.

    Piers Morgan is probably one of those cunts that enjoys getting fisted.

    David Cameron for living up to all my low expectations nominated as "most predictable cunt of the year"

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  4. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 16:09

    There are so many,I am left confused by the choice

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  5. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 16:11

    The Judge (whoever he was) who decided that manifesto pledges made by political parties, prior to elections, were not legally binding upon said parties if they become the Government.
    What a cunt.

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  6. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 17:19

    Has to be a toss up between Brown and Balls

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  7. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner31 July 2011 at 19:27

    CallmeDave for shitting on the true conservatives and lying to the rest of us peasants.

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  8. Oldrightie31 July 2011 at 20:51

    I'm with sixty quid cleaner.

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  9. Anonymous31 July 2011 at 22:14

    Gulia Gillard. The Fatarse on Public Record Lying Cunt Award. Must win, hands down

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  10. da do doh31 July 2011 at 22:27

    The upper echelons of the Beeb.

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  11. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 09:09

    Poor Sighted Cunt of the Year - David Cameron

    Ex-PM Cunt of the Year - Gordon Brown

    Ex-PM War Criminal Cunt of the Year - Tony Bliar ( 7th year running award)

    International Cunt of the Year - Obama Beach

    International Organisation Cunt of the Year - the EU

    Most Favourably Corrupt Local Govt Cunt of the Year - Herefordshire County Council

    Most Unwanted Media Organisation Cunt of the Year - the BBC

    Most ludicrously inane Presenter Cunt of the Year - Nicky Campbell

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  12. Captain Haddock1 August 2011 at 09:11

    Every Member of the Houses of Lords & Commons, for being

    "Grab-as-much-for-myself-as-I-can ..

    As-often-as-I-can ..

    And-fuck-the-people-who-pay-my-wages ..

    Because-they-simply-don't-matter" cunts ..

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  13. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 10:29

    Gordon Brown deserves this award in perpetuity....for ordering two 60,000 ton aircraft carriers, on irrevocable contrcts, for manufacture near to his constituency, and not caring that we had no suitable planes to use them.

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  14. Busty1 August 2011 at 11:29

    Cunts to the left of me, cunts to the right here I am, stuck in the middle with you x x

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  15. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 12:30

    Blair for comprehensively fucking the country up the arse.

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  16. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 14:06

    Polly fucking Toynbee - Lifetime award.

    Seumus Milne - Posthumous award.

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  17. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 14:10

    Oh, and "Speech-Imp" Ed.

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  18. Michael Fowke1 August 2011 at 16:04

    David Cameron - and William Hague, for helping him.

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  19. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 16:37

    The fat, sweaty sex-pest and general thieving cunt that is Jim Devine.

    Even more so as he has just been released:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14364037

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  20. Anonymous1 August 2011 at 20:54

    Gillard, but you're a UK penguin.

    It has to be the pathetic freak, Brown.

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  21. Ann Ameoba2 August 2011 at 05:08

    Would the smallest cunt of the year award go to the Honourable Speaker?

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  22. Anonymous2 August 2011 at 15:58

    My nomination for most arrogant cunt of the year goes to: José Manuel Barroso.

    My nomination for most treasonous cunt of the year goes to: David William Donald Cameron.

    My nomination for most devious cunt of the year goes to: Herman Van Rompuy.

    My nomination for most out of her depth cunt goes to: Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland.

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  23. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner2 August 2011 at 19:05

    *applause*

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  24. Dick the Prick2 August 2011 at 21:20

    Bit of a strange one this but Tiger Woods' ex caddy for being an ungrateful, multi millionaire whiny arse gobby cunt.

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  25. Tony3 August 2011 at 02:26

    Has to be Gideon Osbourne, a cunt of a man that even changed his name to George to be more peasant friendly. "We're all in this together." FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.

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  26. banned3 August 2011 at 02:29

    @Anonymous
    "David Cameron for living up to all my low expectations nominated as "most predictable cunt of the year
    "

    Seconded

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  27. Anonymous3 August 2011 at 22:57

    Harridan Harmsmen has got to be up there simply because .....

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  28. The Grim Reaper4 August 2011 at 11:10

    Here's my top five choices:

    http://thegrimreaperwrites.blogspot.com/2011/08/chatte-de-lannee-2011-my-choices-so-far.html

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  29. kitler6 August 2011 at 04:19

    I say hang them all and whoevers legs stop twitching first is the biggest cunt.

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  30. gristle13 August 2011 at 01:29

    I couldn't find the original so i'll have to paraphrase one of Peter Cooks finest jokes.

    Bloke1: You're a cunt, in fact I reckon you're the second biggest cunt in the world.

    Bloke2: How come.

    Bloke1: Well I think your a cunt. Everyone I know who knows you thinks your a cunt. Everyone you've ever known thinks you're a cunt, and I reckon everyone you'll ever meet in the future will think you're a cunt.

    Bloke2: OK so you're saying I'm a cunt. Everyone I've ever known thinks I'm a cunt, and everyone
    I'll ever meet in the future will think I'm a cunt?

    Bloke1: Yes

    Bloke2: So how come I'm only the second biggest cunt in the world ?

    Bloke1: Because. You. Are. A. Cunt.

    Oh BTW Don Shenker. Google his name if you don't believe me.

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  31. Anonymous29 August 2011 at 18:20

    Camoron, for being an actual Cunt !

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  32. Anonymous5 September 2011 at 11:05

    Polly Toynbee for most hypocritical cunt.

    Johann Hari for least imaginative cunt

    Ed Balls for ultimate cunt.

    Anne Widdecombe for least used cunt.

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  33. Anonymous17 September 2013 at 16:47

    I nominate Gary Gleeson, the bearded cunt that he is.

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