Friday, 26 October 2012

Same Old Same Old - Even If You Claim To Be "Communist!"

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"Buy My Book Quick, Or I'll Fuck All Your Children!" Well, what a surprise! The cunts at the top of the tree get extremel...
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Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Bang Him Up, Throw Away The Key!

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So the slimy arsewipe has resigned so he can duck out of any disciplinary whitewash and keep his fucking £83,000 a year pension. If th...
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Plenty Of Blame, Spread It Around!

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Ah, the McSavile Tartan - I bet sales have plummeted... Good to see some self-righteous knob of an MP calling for that cunt Chris Patte...
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Sunday, 21 October 2012

Poor Old George - Jimmy Savile's Fucked Him Too!!

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Right up the Entwhistle, no lube!! They do say it is always the cover up that gets them. I have to say it is quite wonderful watc...
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Saturday, 20 October 2012

Can't See Chris Huhne Following This Example - Pity!

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Seems that the upper echelons of the Plod are ever-so-slightly more accountable than the upper echelons of the Political Elite. Otherwi...
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Friday, 5 October 2012

Double Standards?

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Funny, innit - they sack some Chief Cuntstable with no golden handshake but a full pension for trying to find a job for a friend, but it...
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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

BBC U-Turn Under Pressure

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The fat cats at the top of the Biased Broadcasting Corporation have crumbled under the concerted pressure from self-righteous elements o...
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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Great Big Troughs In Scotlandshire

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Fuck me but they know how to live high on the fucking hog when the taxpayer is footing the bill up in bonny Scotlandshire. No wonder th...
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Saturday, 22 September 2012

Andrew Mitchell - The Full Apology

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Andrew Mitchell has published the full transcript of his apology, as made to the Prime Minister. "Look, Dave, I'm really reall...
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Saturday, 15 September 2012

Sack The Bastard And Strip Him Of Pension And Knighthood

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Good to see "Sir" Norman twisting and turning like a twisty turny thing..... The Penguin
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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Just What The Fuck Is Wrong With Plod?

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"What's that, Madam? A lost dog? Right, you're fucking nicked!" Despite all the previous, and all the noises from min...
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Thursday, 30 August 2012

An Afghan Solution

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Following the latest atrocities in Afghanistan, The Penguin would like to share his solution with the imbeciles who claim to be in charge...
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Thursday, 23 August 2012

A Business Genius?

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Nur Nadir, who at 28 is just 43 years younger than her convict husband, said her husband was a "business genius" and his wealt...
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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

What A Surprise, No One To Blame!

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"What Do You Mean, I Look Like Lonely From Callan?" Scotland Yard Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe said: "We are carryin...
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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Todd's World

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The world according to Congressman Todd Akin of Dimwit, Missouri, must be a wonderfully strange place. Some of his views include: You...
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Saturday, 11 August 2012

We're Very Sorry This Has Fucked My Career

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Commander Neil Snafu of Scotland Yard has apologised for the failure of his officers to discover the dead body of 12-year old Tia Sharp i...
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Thursday, 9 August 2012

Cut Their Right Hands Off For A Second Offence!

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When even the cossetted hand-wringers of the judiciary are declaring in open court that they would like to lock criminals up for longer b...
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Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Red-Handed Adair

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 £188,000 a year to look the other way? Oh dear, it seems that the wanker who has managed to escape all responsibility and blame for t...
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Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Stuffed To The Gunwhales?

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Lord Cunt is delusional. The 2012 supremo, Lord Coe, has insisted that the ticketing scandal will be resolved as the Games progress an...
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Saturday, 21 July 2012

Sew Their Twats Up!

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Feckless breeding is obviously a major cause of trouble - especially with a social system that rewards this behaviour with free housing a...
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Friday, 20 July 2012

Fuck You And Your Corporate Games!

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That smug cunt "Lord" Coe has admitted that if you have been stupid enough, rich enough,  and lucky enough to actually acquire ...
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Saturday, 14 July 2012

"Very Nice Of The Soldiers To Help Us Out..."

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Nick Buckles, CEO of the farcical G4S has apologised for the complete fuck-up over his company's farcical failure to hire enough secu...
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Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Better Than Jesus!

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"Look Out, Bob, He's Behind You!" Gosh, haven't things improved? Now you don't need to wait three days to resu...
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Monday, 2 July 2012

Pass The Fucking Onion!

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 Jump? Not Without A Golden Parachute, Old Boy!! Here's the brief statement (prior to the PR nonces rewriting it). "It is wi...
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Sunday, 1 July 2012

The Sage Of Twickenham

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"I predicted 17 of the last 2 recessions, you know!" You just know that things can only go one way when the Sage of Twickenha...
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