The Ranting Penguin

Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.

Friday, 26 October 2012

Same Old Same Old - Even If You Claim To Be "Communist!"

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"Buy My Book Quick, Or I'll Fuck All Your Children!" Well, what a surprise! The cunts at the top of the tree get extremel...
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Wednesday, 24 October 2012

Bang Him Up, Throw Away The Key!

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So the slimy arsewipe has resigned so he can duck out of any disciplinary whitewash and keep his fucking £83,000 a year pension. If th...
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Plenty Of Blame, Spread It Around!

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Ah, the McSavile Tartan - I bet sales have plummeted... Good to see some self-righteous knob of an MP calling for that cunt Chris Patte...
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Sunday, 21 October 2012

Poor Old George - Jimmy Savile's Fucked Him Too!!

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Right up the Entwhistle, no lube!! They do say it is always the cover up that gets them. I have to say it is quite wonderful watc...
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Saturday, 20 October 2012

Can't See Chris Huhne Following This Example - Pity!

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Seems that the upper echelons of the Plod are ever-so-slightly more accountable than the upper echelons of the Political Elite. Otherwi...
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Friday, 5 October 2012

Double Standards?

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Funny, innit - they sack some Chief Cuntstable with no golden handshake but a full pension for trying to find a job for a friend, but it...
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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

BBC U-Turn Under Pressure

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The fat cats at the top of the Biased Broadcasting Corporation have crumbled under the concerted pressure from self-righteous elements o...
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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Great Big Troughs In Scotlandshire

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Fuck me but they know how to live high on the fucking hog when the taxpayer is footing the bill up in bonny Scotlandshire. No wonder th...
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Saturday, 22 September 2012

Andrew Mitchell - The Full Apology

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Andrew Mitchell has published the full transcript of his apology, as made to the Prime Minister. "Look, Dave, I'm really reall...
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Saturday, 15 September 2012

Sack The Bastard And Strip Him Of Pension And Knighthood

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Good to see "Sir" Norman twisting and turning like a twisty turny thing..... The Penguin
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Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Just What The Fuck Is Wrong With Plod?

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"What's that, Madam? A lost dog? Right, you're fucking nicked!" Despite all the previous, and all the noises from min...
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Thursday, 30 August 2012

An Afghan Solution

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Following the latest atrocities in Afghanistan, The Penguin would like to share his solution with the imbeciles who claim to be in charge...
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Thursday, 23 August 2012

A Business Genius?

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Nur Nadir, who at 28 is just 43 years younger than her convict husband, said her husband was a "business genius" and his wealt...
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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

What A Surprise, No One To Blame!

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"What Do You Mean, I Look Like Lonely From Callan?" Scotland Yard Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe said: "We are carryin...
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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Todd's World

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The world according to Congressman Todd Akin of Dimwit, Missouri, must be a wonderfully strange place. Some of his views include: You...
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Saturday, 11 August 2012

We're Very Sorry This Has Fucked My Career

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Commander Neil Snafu of Scotland Yard has apologised for the failure of his officers to discover the dead body of 12-year old Tia Sharp i...
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Thursday, 9 August 2012

Cut Their Right Hands Off For A Second Offence!

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When even the cossetted hand-wringers of the judiciary are declaring in open court that they would like to lock criminals up for longer b...
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Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Red-Handed Adair

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 £188,000 a year to look the other way? Oh dear, it seems that the wanker who has managed to escape all responsibility and blame for t...
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Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Stuffed To The Gunwhales?

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Lord Cunt is delusional. The 2012 supremo, Lord Coe, has insisted that the ticketing scandal will be resolved as the Games progress an...
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Saturday, 21 July 2012

Sew Their Twats Up!

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Feckless breeding is obviously a major cause of trouble - especially with a social system that rewards this behaviour with free housing a...
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Friday, 20 July 2012

Fuck You And Your Corporate Games!

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That smug cunt "Lord" Coe has admitted that if you have been stupid enough, rich enough,  and lucky enough to actually acquire ...
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Saturday, 14 July 2012

"Very Nice Of The Soldiers To Help Us Out..."

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Nick Buckles, CEO of the farcical G4S has apologised for the complete fuck-up over his company's farcical failure to hire enough secu...
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Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Better Than Jesus!

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"Look Out, Bob, He's Behind You!" Gosh, haven't things improved? Now you don't need to wait three days to resu...
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Monday, 2 July 2012

Pass The Fucking Onion!

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 Jump? Not Without A Golden Parachute, Old Boy!! Here's the brief statement (prior to the PR nonces rewriting it). "It is wi...
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Sunday, 1 July 2012

The Sage Of Twickenham

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"I predicted 17 of the last 2 recessions, you know!" You just know that things can only go one way when the Sage of Twickenha...
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