Thursday, 30 June 2011

Especially For The Gullible and Inadequate - Cash Only


Fancy having your scrotum pumped up with silicone sealant? Only £120, no guarantees and don't even think of asking to see my qualifications. Just pop along to my crummy flat, mind the cats, drop your keks and spread them....

Oh, I also offer a deep tanning service using finest quality creosote. And never mind that painful hot wax wax brazilian, I have an industrial strength paint stripper will do the job in half the time...

The Penguin
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6 comments:

  1. Captain Haddock1 July 2011 at 11:03

    Sounds like a load of old bollocks to me RP .. ;)

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  2. Michael Fowke1 July 2011 at 11:05

    @Captain Haddock - They'll be new bollocks after he's finished, surely?

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  3. Captain Haddock1 July 2011 at 18:44

    As I understand it Michael .. they'll still be the same old bollocks but with a nice new silicone coating .. ;)

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  4. Captain Haddock3 July 2011 at 10:57

    I've heard of raging inflation .. but this, surely, is taking the piss ?

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  5. Dioclese4 July 2011 at 18:26

    I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss...

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  6. Captain Haddock4 July 2011 at 19:55

    Dioclese said ...

    "I've got a stirrup pump and some tubing if you want to take the piss"...

    How you get yer kicks, behind closed doors .. is a matter entirely for you Dio .. But count me out ..

    Thanks anyway ... ;) :) :)

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